Heh. My aunt in Fresno was complaining, just last year, that somebody kept sneaking onto their lawn every night and rearranging their light-up, 3-D reindeer into a "compromising position." I'm tempted to do that with my own for the duration of the holiday (arrange the two of them, not involve myself, you sick fucks), but for now I'll stick with the passive-aggressive "Happy Holidays" sign.
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