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ok...

i was walking home from getting some groceries. i was carrying two bags, one in each hand. as i was walking i spotted a lady ahead of me staring at something on the ground. she moved on before i got to where she was and i was curious to see what she was looking at.

well, it was a tiny baby squirrel and it was stranded in the gutter. i couldn't just leave it there, so i tried nudging it back on to the sidewalk with my shoe. well, it ended up sticking to my foot and wouldn't let go. i was left standing on one foot with groceries in my hands, wondering what to do with this baby squirrel stuck on my shoe.

so, i hopped on my one foot to a nearby tree and wiped my other foot against it, like trying to get gum off the soul of your shoe. of course, i did this all very gently and the little thing just kind of slid off my shoe and stuck to the bark of the tree.

the whole thing was really funny and i was laughing. unfortunately, it was early in the morning and nobody was around to see my little drama play out. it would have made a great entry to america's funniest home videos.

and now i have a feeling i have told this story here before, but since i just typed it out, i'm hitting send anyhow...