[livius drusus]

You know, I actually had to read your post a good half dozen times before I understood what the hell you were talking about. That's the problem with auditory puns: they kinda have to be heard.

But that's cool. In the interests of full disclosure, I'll go ahead and cop to the fact that I am an irredeemable smiley whore. I prefer to think of myself as a smiley concubine, however. Cause I'm classy.