Surely this is a spoof article? I mean, it was so funny for such a tragic thing.
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Not everyone had an awful time. Joanne Marachillian, 49, of Staten Island said her fellow passengers were exaggerating the drama.
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"These people are on crack," Marachillian said. "People were screaming, 'Tsunami! Tsunami!' They're all idiots."
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"He brought us breakfast," Marachillian said. "I'm not going to leave the ship without taking advantage of a butler."
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