You know how cops are supposed to submit written reports soon after the incident being reported? Yeah, well, not so much here. The Ferguson Police Department couldn't be fucked to prepare a report AT ALL; they
immediately pawned off the report-writing duties to the St. Louis County PD.
Today, nearly two weeks after the Brown homicide, we've got the St. Louis County PD report. Predictably,
lol. The virtually information-free document won't be supplemented any time soon. Requests for information regarding Officer Wilson's account have been and will continue to be met with a hearty "Go fuck your mother."