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Old 04-05-2020, 12:01 AM
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Default Re: Seen any crappy movies?

Satanic Panic

This is a horror comedy that gets it mostly right.

We start on Sam's (Haley Griffith) 1st day as a pizza deliverer, where she's showing a song she recorded to her coworkers. They mock her song, and one of them tells her that he helped get her the job, and she "owes" him. We follow her on her generally miserable day until they get a big order from a neighborhood just outside their delivery area. Sam takes it, hoping to both get away from the lecherous co-worker and possibly make some money on a tip.

Well, these are rich people, so she gets stiffed on the tip. Then her scooter won't start, so she sneaks in to get help. Unfortunately, these people aren't very helpful. With a movie name like "Satanic Panic" - you know the gathering that ordered pizza isn't your typical social event.

She gets kidnapped after the group discover she's a virgin, and then that's where the action starts. There's some class warfare in here, but it's really not "about" that as it's just the setup for the plucky underdog to fight against powerful cultists.

This was a stupid, fun movie.
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