I'm with ES standards. Given the field the only available options,
Option 1, John Stewart, Kristen Shal and Amy Pohler all commenting while getting high on random unknown drugs delivered to them by a parade of slowly more stereotypical mexicans.
Option 2, FF's coverage, which still seems to be loading
Option 3, 5 uninterrupted hours of a clown crying.
I went with option 2, as the world apparently isn't awesome enough for option 1 and option 3 requires me to renew my subscription to the East German comedy station.