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Night sky lambasted for looking ‘too Islamic’

After a clear night over Britain, the night sky has attracted strong criticism for featuring symbols of Islam, such as a star and a crescent moon.

Britain First spokesman, Simon Williams, told us. “We regard it as potentially inflammatory, to say the least.

“The sky has been resident over Britain for many years, and as we enter 2017, we’d hoped that it would show some loyalty or acknowledgement that it was a *British* sky.

“It could have done this by displaying some appropriate symbol, such as the Union Jack or a large bulldog.

“Instead, in an act of flagrant provocation, it is displaying a large crescent moon next to the planet Venus which looks a lot like a star, if you ask me.”