The proper milking of a lulzcow

[beyelzu]

as a forum we have lost some lulzcows recently and some have left or quit producing. I was very excited when transcends humanity joined. I was thinking of the sweet nectar of fresh lulz but vm put the kabosh on it. We evidently need an official process for milking lulzcows and trolls for maximum entertainment value.


suggestions?

[chunksmediocrites]

Maybe if you mentioned it in your Sekret Forum instead of posting yet another cock-shot (Or so I'm guessing, based on the days of wine and honey when I was among the anointed), you and your mob would be in on it and able to gently massage the teats of the lulzcow for maximum lollery. Also, all participants should warm their hands first.