Challenge: create a viable birther meme

[Sauron]

Anyone for an experiment?

I think we owe it to the drooling morons in the birther movement to give them some new fodder to keep them going. Not only will it keep their stupidity front-and-center in the public eye, it will also put pressure on Republicans to either identify with them or disown their comments.

Plus, it'll be hella fun to watch.

So I'm thinking we should work on the tastiest phony birther rumor we can manufacture, and then plant the rumor in several conservotard websites. Then we can track the progress of our meme across the web as it grows, gathers steam, and finally blossoms into (hopefully) a full-blown urban legend.

[Garnet]

I can't come up with anything more stupid than what is already going on. The latest one I saw was the "Hawaii destroyed all the original birth certificates," meme.

C'mon, how do you top that one?

[Miisa]

He is a closet atheist. He doth protest a little too much.

[Joshua Adams]

Originally Posted by Miisa

He is a closet atheist. He doth protest a little too much.

So, born in Atheistia rather than Kenya. Any others?

[Miisa]

So it has to be birth stuff? What on earth could be more damning than being born British?

[Watser?]

French

[Sauron]

Oh come on, people. Use that creativity! Something to get you started:

1. Jonas Savimbi is his uncle.

2. The name "ACORN" comes from the Kenyan word for "islamic revolution".

3. The reason he was allegedly born in Hawaii is because at the time, Hawaii had a policy of sheltering immigrants from Kenya and Indonesia.

[Garnet]

I think you just sprained my brain, Sauron. OUCH.

[Ari]

You're going to need to take a lot more oxycontin to match crazy wits with the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Crazy Eilen.

[Master Taran]

Get all you want at

[chunksmediocrites]

Rahm Emmanuel hired foreign forgers to create all those back issues and microfiche files to show Obama's birth announcement in the Hawaiian papers, anticipating that the truth of Obama's Kenyan birth might be revealed, and ensuring his appointment as chief-of-staff. Turns out the forgers were Islamofascists connected to al Qaeda and are now blackmailing Obama into losing the war on terror.

[D. Scarlatti]

So the White House refuses to confirm or deny the World Nut Daily reports. That's damning evidence right there.

[Adam]

I'd think it would be more of a challenge to invent an inviable birther meme, one so outrageously stupid that even WND wouldn't touch it.

[lisarea]

And then we can have a contest to see who can make a burrito so big that God can't finish it.