Fucking three-ways how do they work

[Kyuss Apollo]

Santorum stresses his own staying power in three-way race

"South Carolina was, I wouldn't say in the oven and well-cooked, but it was pretty well cooked" for Gingrich, Santorum said on CNN's "State of the Union." "Newt had done a great job planting his flag here, spending an enormous amount of resources here and doing a very good job and making this his make-or-break state."

This race is in one way unprecedented in modern GOP history: three different candidates won each of the first three states, with Romney earning his expected victory in New Hampshire, and Santorum eventually edging out Romney in the Iowa caucuses.

Santorum said having three different winners so far dealt a serious blow to any notion that Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, was certain to emerge as the Republican presidential nominee.

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[The Man]

No-one wants a three-way with santorum.

[Ensign Steve]

You can't always get what you want. The world's a messy place.

[livius drusus]

Screws fall out all the time.

[Megatron]

Welp, thread title of the month for January is locked down now.