Some caption fun

[Petra]

Here is your WhiteHouse.gov image:




And here are some of my personal faves, as sent in to Salon.com; the fine liberal magazine that did this first:

As Bono tells George W. Bush about the growing pandemic of AIDS in Africa, the president recalls that he "partied with some Africans once."

"Karl, I think the hairpiece and the glasses work. Just don't speak to Judy Miller again."

"I have you on my iPod. I like to listen to you while I am presidenting."

"You know, Harriet said she'll work pro-Bono if you publicly announce you're pro-Miers."

Shortly after this photograph was taken, President Bush remarked to an aide that he was "surprised that the president of Ireland didn't wear a tie."

"You're shittin' me -- $35 for an eighth?"


I'm going to submit:

"I can't quite place your accent, you wouldn't be from Idaho, would you? I'm sure I've been to a Dublin in Idaho. You like potatoes? I call my potatoes 'freedoms'. I like my 'freedoms' fried."

and

"Music, huh? Say, you don't play any country, do ya? 'Cos if you do, you know I'm the President of the United States - as in the WHOLE United States - and boy, I could make you a star bigger 'n Glen Campbell. And if you can't cut it in country music, son, I can always use a new guy for that Federal Emergency thing we do".

and

"Bono, huh? Ain't that some kinda lesbian monkey? I bet you're one of them emolution types, eh?"

[Dingfod]

Dubya: "I hear you're a musician."
[Dubya gets a beer out of the minifridge]"You too?"
Bono:"Yeah, U2."
Dubya: "What group?"
Bono: "U2."
Dubya: "I got a beer already. What group are you in?"
Bono: "U2."
Dubya: "Who too?"
Bono: "No, U2."
Dubya: "You want another beer?"
Dubya and Bono: "You too?"

[Legs]

Dubya "So Bono, what was it like being married to Cher for all those years?"

Bono "Cher?"

Dubya "yeah, she's a hottie - I got you babe, I got you babe"

[ceptimus]

The decor in that place really stinks. You'd think with all the billions of dollars the taxpayer contributes that they would buy some more tasteful furnishings.

[Dingfod]

"Clinton had these sleeper sofas put in here. Wasn't me, I don't have sex."

[Ensign Steve]

It never stops being funny.

[Ymir's blood]

"Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

[Paul H.]

Good pic.

Both “leaders” are:

Led by the certainty that they are acting on God’s will.

Caption? (Nah, too cheap a shot to take)

[Ensign Steve]

Yeah, but only one of them won the Nobel Peace Prize. Guess which one!