Negro Agression Defense for whites...

angrybellsprout · #1 10-21-2006, 01:25 AM

I mean shouldn't whites be able to defend theirselves if some black person is on crack and tries to harm them?

IRON MAN · #2 10-21-2006, 01:26 AM

Who says you can't defend yourself if anyone tries to harm you?

quiet bear · #3 10-21-2006, 01:32 AM

How many threads has ABS started on race or religion?

lisarea · #4 10-21-2006, 01:34 AM

NO.

SUBMIT TO NEGRO ATTACKS.

quiet bear · #5 10-21-2006, 01:35 AM

Or sex, for that matter.

Dingfod · #6 10-21-2006, 01:39 AM

You can only defend yourself if you've taken a rape prevention self-defense course.

Because, as everyone knows, negroes only want to rape and kill you.[/sarcasm]

angrybellsprout · #7 10-21-2006, 01:42 AM

But we all know that white men can't get into those classes, so they need a class of their own to attend to protect theirselves from the special circumstances of a black person trying to attack a white person...

quiet bear · #8 10-21-2006, 01:43 AM

You're such a tool.

D. Scarlatti · #9 10-21-2006, 01:44 AM

What if a Negro attacks you with his big tool. They say you never go back.

angrybellsprout · #10 10-21-2006, 01:47 AM

And before anyone asks, the class is for whites because they are afraid of blacks and would have trouble being in a defense class with them. Also they are the ones who are going to be doing the attacking, don't want to let your guard down by letting them into your class.

Dingfod · #11 10-21-2006, 01:48 AM

Alls you'uns needs to do is get some stove black and you can join in on the attack.

quiet bear · #12 10-21-2006, 01:49 AM

What difference does color make?

Why would people be afraid of blacks specifically?

(I can't WAIT for the answer)

Dingfod · #13 10-21-2006, 01:53 AM

D. Scarlatti hit it: you can't go back.

angrybellsprout · #14 10-21-2006, 01:54 AM

Who else is going to attack whites?

yguy · #15 10-21-2006, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet bear

What difference does color make?

Why would people be afraid of blacks specifically?

(I can't WAIT for the answer)

Because they're afraid of each other.

Legs · #16 10-21-2006, 01:56 AM

How about ABS Aggression Defense for normal people...?

quiet bear · #17 10-21-2006, 01:57 AM

All you have to do to run off ABS is make a valid point. He's scared of those.

Dingfod · #18 10-21-2006, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angrybellsprout

Who else is going to attack whites?

If you are white, you are far more likely to be attacked by another white. But, I guess it depends on the neighborhood.

lisarea · #19 10-21-2006, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angrybellsprout

Who else is going to attack whites?

In my experience, it's usually a lone red sock that gets into the load somehow.

quiet bear · #20 10-21-2006, 02:04 AM

We have a winner!!!!

LOLOL

ChuckF · #21 10-21-2006, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angrybellsprout

Who else is going to attack whites?

Episcopalians.

angrybellsprout · #22 10-21-2006, 02:22 AM

Like whites would allow other whites to attack them...

Dingfod · #23 10-21-2006, 02:36 AM

* Dingfod laughs aloud

livius drusus · #24 10-21-2006, 02:37 AM

Ari · #25 10-21-2006, 02:58 AM

I hear if a negro touches you, you will become infected with AIDS.

So, to help protect you I suggest the Camo Body condom.
The Camo body condom is sold at many stores under the name "black garbage bag." Not only will it protect you but it will make the negro think you are a brother and he will leave when he sees you don't have any crack. In case one of them negros does come around, stand in the bag, now pull it up over your head. Make sure to seal it with the special anti-negro tie, so complicated them dumb negros can't open it. Make sure to seal the top air tight, so they can't breath AIDS into it. Wait two hours.
Congratulations you have successfully protected yourself against the negro.