"The New Testament"...

Petra · #1 05-29-2005, 03:01 AM

...is a tank in Iraq. Seriously.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/funct...6-111716-9797r

:doh:

viscousmemories · #2 05-29-2005, 03:40 AM

is right. How unbelievably stupid.

D. Scarlatti · #3 05-29-2005, 04:17 AM

Seems perfectly apt to me. Of course I'm a bit cynical.

(btw, the "Jesus Loves You" remark was priceless.)

Petra · #4 05-29-2005, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D. Scarlatti

Seems perfectly apt to me. Of course I'm a bit cynical.

(btw, the "Jesus Loves You" remark was priceless.)

I bet the remark that followed it gets me into trouble, though.

D. Scarlatti · #5 05-29-2005, 04:27 AM

Why would you get in trouble? The fucking liars over there never get in trouble.

Petra · #6 05-29-2005, 04:31 AM

Because it was an Anti-American remark - I've been moderated a few times for making some of those.

Apparently, you can be anti-anything and say the most outlandish things about any other race, nation or religion - but don't you be talking smack about God's country, y'hear!

D. Scarlatti · #7 05-29-2005, 04:33 AM

I'm kind of hoping someone comes along to defend the tank.

Petra · #8 05-29-2005, 04:37 AM

Oh, now that would be priceless!

Calling dittomonkey911, calling Spawn, calling brewmama! Come in, Patriots! The New Testament needs you! lol

D. Scarlatti · #9 05-29-2005, 04:44 AM

Oh yes. I'm in the mood. CaDan and a few others reduced Voegelin and company to a hopeless, quivering bowl of effluent in one of the ACLU threads. I think CaDan has dittomonkey on ignore for one of his absurdist 14th Amendment posts though.

Petra · #10 05-29-2005, 04:51 AM

CaDan rocks. As does your good self, Sir.

Voegelin is a wanker, Sir, and I'd like a link to that one, please.

D. Scarlatti · #11 05-29-2005, 04:56 AM

It was from ages ago, I'd have a hell of a time finding it. Funny as hell though.

Speaking of Voegelin, here is a classic from El Brujo.

Petra · #12 05-29-2005, 05:04 AM

Man, Voegelin rillyrilly hates the ACLU, eh? What a cock.

Nice work, El Brujo. (Is that you, Sir?)

D. Scarlatti · #13 05-29-2005, 05:06 AM

Heavens no. His Kevin Nealon post made me laugh out loud too.

Petra · #14 05-29-2005, 05:07 AM

I'll take that as a "yes", then.

(LOL, just kidding

)

Petra · #15 05-29-2005, 05:07 AM

Oh, linky, Scarlatti! Pretty please.

D. Scarlatti · #16 05-29-2005, 05:08 AM

I've been "banned" for several weeks.

The Nealon post.

I see the thread is resurrected. I'm going to have a toasted tomato sandwich and a glass of milk.

Petra · #17 05-29-2005, 05:16 AM

Damn, it's a Saturday Night Live thing - we don't get that here, unforunately.

Bon apetite, Sir.