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02-16-2007, 07:29 AM
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Christ on a Stick
Crystal City, Texas
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According to some, Jesus Christ himself has chosen to make an appearance as pruned elm tree branches in a small town in South Texas. Some say it looks like Jesus on the cross. To me it looks like Jesus preparing to do a cartwheel, Cheerleading Christ. "Gimme a G! Gimme a O! Gimme a D! What does that spell? Gawd!" Naturally, in this god-fearing community, the tree has become a religious shrine.
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02-16-2007, 08:08 AM
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Compensating for something...
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Just wait: The Golden Dragon casino will buy the tree...
NTM
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02-16-2007, 12:14 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
I thought this thread was gonna be about Lauri. I'm less interested in Jesus tree.
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02-16-2007, 12:46 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Is he wearing sunglasses?
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02-16-2007, 01:07 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Why don't they help him down, or at least get him a sweater?
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02-16-2007, 07:59 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
That tree should be punished for breaking Commandment number 2.
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02-16-2007, 10:29 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
More Jesuses:
In a sand dune
I would say this one looks like Leo da Vinci
Inna potato chip
In a window?
All over at Boing Boing
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02-16-2007, 11:10 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Whoever was supposed to be taking care of that tree should be crucified.
It was stupidly planted next to that guidewire, probably a stabilizer cable for a nearby utility pole. Then somebody gave it a Nazi pruning job, with lots of glaring stub cuts. I have no doubt it looks like its suffering. It is.
And where's Laurie, any way?
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02-17-2007, 12:16 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
This sort of thing was one of the reasons that lead me to the conclusion that so called "miracles" are nothing more than human superstition. Seriously, what is an all powerful, loving and knowing god who loves mankind and desires everyone to be saved doing by making appearances in crackers, wafers and trees? What use does any such miracles have? What practical knowledge can one derive from them? Can we solve any of the current world problems with some knowledge derived from these miracles?
Seem to be nothing more than useless stuff. Hardly the product of a god with the capacity to do anything.
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02-17-2007, 12:34 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Hmmm...
Jeebus on a schtick? Gimme a break.... 
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02-17-2007, 12:50 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
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I thought this thread was gonna be about Lauri. I'm less interested in Jesus tree.
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Even thought I knew it would sucker some into the thread I just couldn't resist.
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02-17-2007, 03:04 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod
Quote:
Originally Posted by viscousmemories
I thought this thread was gonna be about Lauri. I'm less interested in Jesus tree.
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Speaking of suckers, what a novel idea for a lollipop.
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02-17-2007, 03:21 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
How many licks does it take to get to the center of your savior?
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02-17-2007, 03:42 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
The chewy chocolately center?
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06-27-2007, 07:59 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
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06-27-2007, 10:42 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
I don't know what's more pathetic, that people believe these are miracles or that this crap even makes the news.
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06-27-2007, 11:23 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
We have a Sleestack on our fence.
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06-27-2007, 11:59 PM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
We have a Sleestack on our fence.
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06-28-2007, 12:03 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
I can totally see Admiral Ackbar in that.
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06-28-2007, 12:13 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Quote:
Originally Posted by Uthgar the Brazen
Quote:
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We have a Sleestack on our fence.
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It's a trap!
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06-28-2007, 12:23 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
OMFG you guys.
It is not some nerd-assed The Star Tracks thing!
Maybe it's the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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06-28-2007, 12:27 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
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06-28-2007, 12:50 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
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06-28-2007, 12:53 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Hey, no fair, that's 3-D.
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06-28-2007, 01:27 AM
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Re: Christ on a Stick
Wait, I can totally see E.T. in it, now!
Come back, E.T.! Save us!
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