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Old 11-02-2005, 10:29 PM
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For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

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Old 11-02-2005, 10:50 PM
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Ew.
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Old 11-02-2005, 10:51 PM
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See now, THAT's hunting.

All that shooting deer from yards away is for pussies.
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Old 11-02-2005, 10:57 PM
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I wonder if they fined him for taking a deer with no tag.
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:04 PM
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You think he just could have opened all the doors and the thing would have wandered out on it's own. :chin:
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:14 PM
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fuck that, legs,

the manly way was to wrestle it to death.
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from the article

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Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat.
that is fucking great,

plus he absolutely has to get it mounted, it would make the best trophy ever.
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:19 PM
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the manly way was to wrestle it to death.
Men :dunno:
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Old 11-02-2005, 11:22 PM
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That reminds me of a man I used to work with a couple decades ago. Leonard, a welder at our plant, was a big man, 6'-5", 250 pounds. He lived with his brother on a small farm. One winter, as the story goes, a buck deer fell through the ice on their farm pond. Leonard decided he would go rescue the deer so he waded out into the water and grabbed the deer by the antlers. As he dragged the deer to shore, the shallower the water got, the stronger the deer got. By the time he was in knee-deep water, it was all he could do to keep the deer from kicking him to death. He was afraid to let it go because he thought it might do just that. Leonard yelled to his brother who was working in their barn, "Get down here and kill this deer before he kills me." His brother ran down to the pond, together then managed to kill the deer.
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:25 AM
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the manly way was to wrestle it to death.
Men :dunno:
You said it, sister. :hm:
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That reminds me of a man I used to work with...
:eek: Deer are pretty frickin' strong. The guy who took down the 5-point buck was nuts... and lucky.
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Old 11-04-2005, 04:34 PM
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The governor of Minnesota came close to being attacked by a deer yesterday.
Ventura would've tackled it and ate it on the spot.
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