Unintentionally Funny Headlines Today

[ms_ann_thrope]

From AP: "Pilots Complain About Cheney's Airspace"
I agree, he takes up entirely too much room. Let's cut off his supply!

AP: "Next 'Apprentice' to Be Shot in Calif."
Ouch!

AFP: "Tropical storm brings unprecedented damage to Canaries"
Aww, poor Woodstock!

Reuters: "Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks"
OK that wasn't unintentionally funny, but it totally made me crack up.

Heh, I said "crack" in the context of a headline about buttocks. Heh heh heh.

[thewantingseed]

CNN website:

Parents gave crying baby vodka

It's actually not that funny if you read on:
Former Medical Examiner Dr. Ronald Wright said that for a baby to ingest that much alcohol would be the equivalent of a 160-pound adult drinking 18 beers

[thewantingseed]

Originally Posted by ms_ann_thrope

AP: "Next 'Apprentice' to Be Shot in Calif."
Ouch!

That would be a kick-ass show!

[Miisa]

Originally Posted by thewantingseed

That would be a kick-ass show!

Yeah, can't wait for that one!

[Dingfod]

Do you think there'll be a sequel?

[alphamale]

From Drudge Report:

U.S. Library of Congress evacuated for 'odor'...

Bush promises drones for border security...

THE NOSE CELLS THAT MAY HELP THE PARALYZED WALK AGAIN..

[ms_ann_thrope]

"Pope may abolish concept of limbo"



Partygoers saddened worldwide. Film at 11.

[thewantingseed]

"President Bush summoned for jury duty"