The Colorado Rockies like players with
"character", meaning players who've accepted Christ as their personal lord and savior. Sounds like a strange way to run a professional sports franchise, but hey, who can argue with the results? The Rockies are an awe-inspriring 27-29 so far this season. Sure, that's only good enough for last place in the NL West, but they're not as deeply mired in last place as they've been in past seasons. Take that, you nonbelieving scum!