It's Not Premarital Sex If She's Already Married

Zoot · 01-03-2005, 12:03 AM

This thread is about abstinence preaching in state schools.

I am about to watch a documentary called "Texas Teenage Virgins". I will let you know what it is like.

Zoot · 01-03-2005, 12:13 AM

Six minutes and 41 seconds into it, somethings.

Firstly, I'm glad that teenagers are complete munters all over the world. "Dude, I hope there's some fine women at this party. We're going to try to get some play."

Secondly, they interviewed these girls who had never even been taught how to put on a condom. WHAT THE FUCK.

Zoot · 01-03-2005, 12:17 AM

I love that money is being spent on a "purity ring" at a "Christian department store".

Prices seem to range from US$35 to US$70.

Zoot · 01-03-2005, 12:21 AM

At the pledge to purity ceremony, the pastor - one of those annoying disturbingly friendly blonde-highlights Understands The Youth types - pulls out a used toothbrush and asks the person to put it in their mouth. They say, "No, that's disgusting."

Pastor Ed goes on to explain that if you're had sex, you're a used toothbrush.

Zoot · 01-03-2005, 12:22 AM

The toothbrush in the unopened box is a "virgin toothbrush". "It's pure. It's clean. It's free from sin."

Zoot · 01-03-2005, 12:23 AM

It's too perfect. The girl is putting on loads of make-up for when she gets in front of everyone for the purity pledge.