Say it ain't so!

[Master Taran]

Moses was high on drugs

I wonder what the state of the world would be today if he'd had a good trip?

[Dingfod]

"Thou shalt not bogart that joint."

[Shelli]

[Smilin]

Sooooo...Moses was high on psychedlics rather than the story being total bullshit?......

Interesting thought....

[But]

Moses used to sniff the lines
Noah used to rock the boat sometimes
Mary used to get undone
Jesus rode a Harley-Davidson

[Farren]

Originally Posted by But

Moses used to sniff the lines
Noah used to rock the boat sometimes
Mary used to get undone
Jesus rode a Harley-Davidson

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[godfry n. glad]

Hmmm....I'd not heard that.

I think that Paul's vision on the road to Damascus could well have been a light case of argot poisoning.

The John who is the reputed author of Revelation had probably done some psychodelic prior to authoring that colorful book.

Then there's the whole issue raised by John M. Allegro in his Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, which I understand has been rounded denounced by the usual suspects.

Acacia, huh? (note the phytochemistry section)

[Artemis Entreri]

Makes you wonder what was written on those original tablets.
The ones he smashed while having a fit about the damn golden cow.

[Leesifer]

Yebbut, the golden cow was probably talking to him at the time.

Moses: Duuuuuude, like....orgy!

Golden Calf: You're fat.

Moses: Shut up, dude!

Golden Calf: Fatty fat fat!

Moses: Shut up!

*Moses bursts into tears, smashes the tablets and runs off*