..but I have been thoroughly spanked.
It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission. I challenged him to games of great skill and complexity; seal bounce and flash poker, for example. But I bit off more than I could chew. I officially challenged him to compete with me in seal bounce. I whipped his ass so good I knew he lost on purpose. He then proceeded to beat me mercilessly in games which I had so brazenly stolen his victories in. He allowed me the sweet taste of high score for only a short, short while before stealing the spotlight back from me and leaving me whimpering like a wounded wombat caught in headlights. Kapow! I got hit.
Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great. My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.
Ronin, I am defeated. You are king.
Enjoy your victories while you can, as I will enjoy the slap-cheeked pleasure of your firm, winning hand on the curve of my rump - for neither will last long. I'll be back.