Salvation for Halloween pumpkins

[Sauron]

Fundies know how to ruin everything about childhood.

http://www.focusonyourchild.com/ente.../A0000638.html

What to Do About Halloween

The Pumpkin Gospel

What you need:

* pumpkin
* newspapers
* sharp knife
* spoon
* large bowl
* candle
* matches
* Bible

What to do:

Prepare a place for your pumpkin carving. Set newspapers on a table and get out the knife, spoon and bowl. Cut an opening in the top of the pumpkin. Have your kids pull out all of the seeds and scrape out the inside of the pumpkin.

What to talk about:

* How is the stuff we pulled out of the pumpkin like sin in our heart? (They’re both yucky; sin is inside us; it’s sticky and smelly.)
* How is the way we cleaned out the pumpkin like the way Jesus cleans us out when we confess our sins? (All the yucky stuff is taken away; Jesus scoops out the sin.)

What to do:

Draw a happy face on the pumpkin, then use the sharp knife to carve it out. When you are finished, read aloud 2 Corinthians 5:17 and/or Ephesians 2:10.

What to talk about:

* How have we made this pumpkin a “new creation”? (It has a face now; it used to be just a pumpkin, but now it’s a jack-o’-lantern.)
* How do we become a new creation when Jesus comes into our hearts? (We learn to love Him more; we’re no longer filled with yucky stuff; we become God’s children.)

What to share:

When Jesus comes into our hearts, we become new creations, just as our pumpkin became a new creation. Read Matthew 5:14-16. Then light a candle and place it in the pumpkin. Turn off the room lights so everyone can see the candlelight coming through the pumpkin’s face.

What to talk about:

How is the way the candlelight comes through the pumpkin like the way God wants our light to shine? (God wants others to see how much we love Him; God wants our light to be seen by others.)

What to do:

Sing age-appropriate songs such as This Little Light of Mine (younger children) or Shine, Jesus, Shine (older children and teenagers.)

Excerpted from Holidays Family Nights Tool Chest.

Note: Some of the ideas in this activity were adapted from the children’s book The Pumpkin Patch Parable by Liz Curtis Higgs, published by Tommy Nelson (1995), and her article The Pumpkin Patch in Single-Parent Family (Focus on Family, October 1995).

[Petra]

What to talk about:

* How is the stuff we pulled out of the pumpkin like sin in our heart? (They’re both yucky; sin is inside us; it’s sticky and smelly.)

Given that the 'yucky stuff' is the pumpkin's seeds and 'womb', this sounds like a solid argument for forced abortion!

[JoeP]

There are so many things to comment on here (a happy face? What kid is going to buy that?) but instead I'm just vomiting at the thought of it. [insert hotlinkable vomiting pumpkin picture here]

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by JoeP

There are so many things to comment on here (a happy face? What kid is going to buy that?) but instead I'm just vomiting at the thought of it. [insert hotlinkable vomiting pumpkin picture here]

[Dingfod]

My daughter's boyfriend carved the image of the Kool-aid man into their pumpkin. Oh, yeaahh!!

[D. Scarlatti]

I think I can make this a whole lot simpler:

What you need:
* matches
* Bible

[Sock Puppet]

Scarlatti, you beat me to it again! BASTARD!

All I can say is, I thank the Great Pumpkin that my Mom never read this suggestion while I was growing up. It's bad enough that winter festivities got bogged down with that Nativity crap and the egg/rabbit fertility festival was rendered unappetizing with all the talk about the Corpse On A Stick.