Is beastiality 'unnatural'?

[angrybellsprout]

One of the fun arguments against beastiality is that it is 'unnatural' but a month or so ago I was at my friends house and saw something that really shocked me.

My friend's roommate has had this cat that goes into really bad heat cycles, and attempts to have sex with everything in the house, from the tv to the lamps to shoes and anything else.

Then my friends girlfriend was given this bitch puppy, really sweet dog, but all the annoyances of any young animal.

I went over to my friends house about a month ago and noticed that the cat was in heat again. Well the bitch spent the night chasing the cat around the house and was licking her vagnia. The cat would get down in the sex position and start showing her vagina off to the bitch, who then would start licking it till the cat would start moaning like crazy and run off. This same pattern just continued all night long, and was just hillarious.

These two animals were of quite different biological classifications, and they were trying to sexually please each other. On top of that, they were both females.

Now the argument is that beastiality is 'unnatural' but this obviously took place in nature, thus that blows away the argument.

The one thing that I do regret is leaving my camera at my house that night and not taking photos.

[Dingfod]

Puppies like to lick things that stink, even vagnias.

[angrybellsprout]

Like the girl at the donkey show likes to do?

[viscousmemories]

First abortion, global warming, illegal immigration, "religious bigotry", and pedophilia, and now he's on to bestiality. Like I said the day he rolled in, it's unfortunate that "creative troll" is an oxymoron. He could at least do us the favor of scraping up an original idea.

[angrybellsprout]

By origional idea I guess you mean something off of michealmoore.com or something out of sheeman's mouth...

[Veritas]

I sporked a beaver once, does that count?

[Smilin]

Hahahahahah...and peaches has got pictures to prove it too!

[viscousmemories]

Oh noes, now he's after Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan! First brazen talk of animal sexuality and now belittling a film director and the mother of a dead soldier. Heaven forfend! Somebody hold me, the outrage is too much for my feeble heart to bear. Truly this troll among all others has rocked my sheltered little world in ways I can't express.

[Smilin]

Next, he'll be picketing dead soldiers funerals!!!!

www.godhatesfigs.com

Perhaps he's one of this bunch?

[Julie]

God hates figs?!? I am doomed! I am sitting here eatting figs I just stole from my neighbours house....humm double doomed...Wahhhhhh












*Why in the world hasn't your idiot friend gotten those animals fixed? It's much healthier for them in the long run, and the last thing this world needs is more kittens!

[Smilin]

You my dear are going to hell!


JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION.
"Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.
"And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
"And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!"
--Matthew 21:18-20
JESUS COMMANDED US NOT TO EAT OF THE CURSED FIG.
"The next day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry:
"And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find any thing on it: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
"And Jesus answered and said to it, No man eat fruit of you hereafter forever. And his disciples heard it.
--Mark 11:12-14
EAT A FIG, GO TO HELL.
"He destroyed their vines with hail and their sycamore-figs with sleet."
--Psalm 78:47
GOD PROMISES TERRIBLE VENGEANCE FOR FIG-EATERS.
"Yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: "I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like poor figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten."


ETA...Jesus LOVES kittens btw!

[Julie]

Well Then I'm triple damned...I hate Cats.

The figs were good tho. Neighbours are home now so stealing the figs is harder....

* Julie says as I\'m eatting another one.

[Dingfod]

Figures.

[Sock Puppet]

Originally Posted by Smilin

Jesus LOVES kittens btw!

Then why does he kill one every time you masturbate?

[Smilin]

That's a damn lot of dead kittens I tell ya puppet!

[angrybellsprout]

Hey look the spammers arrived to spam up my thread because they are too pathetic to come up with any actual argument.

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by angrybellsprout

Hey look the spammers arrived to spam up my thread because they are too pathetic to come up with any actual argument.

Pot, Kettle. You're black.

[Crumb]

[Shelli]

[beyelzu]

nah, your arguments are so pathetic that we cant be bothered to fuck with you

but you are still a cute little troll and i still want to marry you. it will have to be overseas and all what with both of us being male and all.

[Shelli]

Originally Posted by beyelzu

nah, your arguments are so pathetic that we cant be bothered to fuck with you

but you are still a cute little troll and i still want to marry you. it will have to be overseas and all what with both of us being male and all.

Au contraire! Just come to the sunny state of Massachusetts! I'd love to be at your wedding!

[Legs]

I borrowed Widget's big red ignore button for this loser.

Clicking Now

[beyelzu]

i thought mass just has civil unions?

i want to have a traditional wedding. plus i really want to see my bride in a white wedding dress.

[Shelli]

Originally Posted by beyelzu

i thought mass just has civil unions?

i want to have a traditional wedding. plus i really want to see my bride in a white wedding dress.

Yeah, you're right. I didn't realize that you wanted to go traditional. Talk to Watser? and see if he'll host your wedding in the Nether Regions.

You can make a regular bash out of it!

[Watser?]

Originally Posted by Shelli

Yeah, you're right. I didn't realize that you wanted to go traditional. Talk to Watser? and see if he'll host your wedding in the Nether Regions.

You can make a regular bash out of it!

Oh yeah, hahaha, should I buy some rice already