Freethinkers, Romans, Heretics...
Lend me your attention.
It has only recently come to my attention that smilies are being used for commercial gain. Forced to work, slashing price tags and bouncing around advertisements as though they enjoyed screwing their fellow employees, shipping jobs overseas, strangling suppliers and running small business operations out of business entirely. Smilies. Screaming yellow smilies with big, fat and happy smiles on their faces.
Smilies induced into selling our small towns into servitude to commercial stranglehold by a economic predator,the world's largest and richest retail sales corporation. Bah!
This is an outrage.
Does Walmart
own the happy face smiley?
Can we do anything to end this abomination of taste on television airwaves?
Somebody...anybody...out there...tell me it ain't true. Smilies have gone over to "The Man"?
If this is true, then we must go forward together and refuse to give our custom to WalMart, the despicable corporate exploiter. Not only that, we should convince as many others as we know that exploiting smilies for the profits of a powerful international corporation is NOT acceptable.