Puzzle: How Was This Sex Chair Used?

livius drusus · #1 03-27-2010, 05:34 PM

It's called the siège d'amour, the love chair, and Victoria's son and heir Prince Bertie had it made for his personal use at the famous Parisian brothel of Le Chabanais. It's supposed to have enabled him to have sex with two women at a time without too much effort. (He got a little unwieldy during his long, long wait for the crown.)

The question is, how exactly?

So there are stirrups and handgrips but still if you've got a person on each level, I'm not seeing how the twain meet. It's quite the historical mystery.

beyelzu · #2 03-27-2010, 05:55 PM

Really cuz I see it and think damn I want one.

Woman with feet in stirrups and using handgrips, man standing in metal footpads and hopefully at the perfect level for thrusting. and she wont slide away or half to hold on to the edge of the bed. bottom cushioning for show mostly but for optimum height as well.

livius drusus · #3 03-27-2010, 05:57 PM

Well sure, but that's just one-on-one. The mystery is how it enabled threesomes.

beyelzu · #4 03-27-2010, 05:57 PM

Okay, I think you stealth edited or I just missed the first couple of sentences.

bottom chick lays down, he can go to his knees on the ledge to bang her.

Top chick waits in stirrups. He stands in the brackets to bang her.

slimshady2357 · #5 03-27-2010, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by beyelzu

Really cuz I see it and think damn I want one.

Woman with feet in stirrups and using handgrips, man standing in metal footpads and hopefully at the perfect level for thrusting. and she wont slide away or half to hold on to the edge of the bed. bottom cushioning for show mostly but for optimum height as well.

But it's supposed to make it easy for him to have sex with 2 woman at once... you only explain how it could be used for 1 on 1 sex.

beyelzu · #6 03-27-2010, 05:59 PM

So it wouldn't really be a fun threesome but if you want to bang two chicks consecutively or back and forth it could work.

beyelzu · #7 03-27-2010, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by slimshady2357

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Originally Posted by beyelzu

Really cuz I see it and think damn I want one.

Woman with feet in stirrups and using handgrips, man standing in metal footpads and hopefully at the perfect level for thrusting. and she wont slide away or half to hold on to the edge of the bed. bottom cushioning for show mostly but for optimum height as well.

But it's supposed to make it easy for him to have sex with 2 woman at once... you only explain how it could be used for 1 on 1 sex.

I worked that out as well.

livius drusus · #8 03-27-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by beyelzu

Okay, I think you stealth edited or I just missed the first couple of sentences.

Ya you just missed them.

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bottom chick lays down, he can go to his knees on the ledge to bang her.

Top chick waits in stirrups. He stands in the brackets to bang her.

Okay so it's a switchoff kind of deal, you're saying. That could work, I suppose, although the footrests would be awkward as hell during bottom banging.

slimshady2357 · #9 03-27-2010, 06:06 PM

I don't think the bottom girl would be lying down.

I think she would have her feet in those rests and be sort of kneeling and leaning forward so her face was on the ground. This would put her bottom up higher and nearer the top girls bottom for easier switching.

beyelzu · #10 03-27-2010, 06:06 PM

The thing is I think it would be awkward for her not for him so much, and I kind of doubt he cared. :tmgrin:

Doctor X · #11 03-28-2010, 05:11 AM

Video . . . or . . . it . . . did . . . not . . . happen. . . .

--J.D.

Gonzo · #12 03-29-2010, 01:46 PM

Was that a rhetorical question?

I could be lead to believe that this is a very versatile love chair. I've run it through my imagination and I could imagine numerous usages given the image presented. With stirups and handles as such the possiblities are endless. Why would anyone make a chair called the siège d'amour unless it were masterfully designed for the connoisseur of sex. It looks as if the girl on top could be arranged in at least two positions. Once on her back and once bent forward with her hind quarters held high. In the first example the prince could not only make an insertion on top girl, but also give her tongue. Bottom girl could as well be positioned in numerous situations but there is no need to delve. The possibilities are endless.

Doctor X · #13 03-29-2010, 03:21 PM

Can you imagine calling Technical Support on it?

--J.D.

Shake · #14 03-30-2010, 05:17 AM

If you have to ask ...

sparks · #15 03-30-2010, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor X

Can you imagine calling Technical Support on it?

--J.D.

And their response was "Have you rebooted it lately?"

D. Scarlatti · #16 03-30-2010, 08:15 PM

Very carefully.

Lovjonz · #17 05-09-2011, 05:18 AM

Really guys it's disappointing that no one here seems to understand how this chair works. Having sex with two women does not mean having intercourse with two vaginas at the exact same time and is actually physically impossible since you only have one penis. Having sex with multiple partners simply means engaging in sexual ACTS with multiple people at the same time. The purpose of the chair is to have one woman on top of it with the prince standing in footrests pounding away while lady number two kneels on bottom platform and licks his balls or eats his ass. Now here is the other option, girl one kneels on bottom platform, prince kneels on lower cushion of bottom platform and screws girl 1 doggie style or has her face him and suck him off while he is eating out girl two who is at face level on top platform. Mystery solved, hope this helps satisfy the curiosity of many. :wink:

Doctor X · #18 05-10-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Lovjonz

Having sex with two women does not mean having intercourse with two vaginas at the exact same time. . . .

--J.D.

Pyrrho · #19 05-27-2011, 03:28 PM

Oh, hell. Bertie would have sat in the top "saddle." The stirrups are not stirrups; they're to keep Bertie's fat ass from sliding off. The actual "work" would have been up to the whores.

Pyrrho · #20 05-28-2011, 05:22 AM

Then again (wondering at this moment why I care at all about a dead prince's sexual proclivities), Bertie probably did just stand in the foot rests so he could bang a lady of the evening (or gent of the evening, for that matter) who would be sitting on the top cushion with her or his feet in the stirrups, splayed widely for Bertie's easy entry. He'd just lean in and brace himself using the two handles above. Anyone kneeling on the cushion below would also have their posterior in an easily accessible position.

Probably the most exercise Bertie got.

WHATever...

The Batlord · #21 06-13-2011, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by beyelzu

Okay, I think you stealth edited or I just missed the first couple of sentences.

bottom chick lays down, he can go to his knees on the ledge to bang her.

Top chick waits in stirrups. He stands in the brackets to bang her.

Seems like a lot of trouble making that thing for consecutive banging when you could just line them up like a normal deviant. It must have been for some incredibly awesome lost sexual position. If I were in college I might make this my thesis.

livius drusus · #22 06-15-2011, 09:18 PM

YouTube - ‪THE SINNER'S GRAND TOUR:...

wei yau · #23 06-16-2011, 05:31 PM

Was I the only one who thought that the part where the factory owner lead the narrator to a neglected corner of the warehouse was going to end with a physical demonstration of how the chair was used?

Angakuk · #24 06-17-2011, 06:44 AM

I was expecting the whole thing to end with some brick work. Amontillado anyone?

Elouise · #25 07-30-2011, 07:53 AM

Apparently the sex chair was not used in the way described in the OP ... Take a look:

‪THE SINNER'S GRAND TOUR: the royal...