Karen Hughes Teaches Constitutional Law

[Stephen Maturin]

This is old news, but I just found out about it so I'm posting now. Any of you bitches have a problem with that? I didn't think so.

Karen Hughes is Bush's undersecretary of state for public diplomacy. She's also a nasty ol' Rebitchlifuck heffa and all-around pig-eyed sack of shit.

Hughes recently returned from a five-day "listening tour" to Egypt, Turkey and Saudi Arabia. As she tells the story, a member of the Egyptian opposition party asked her during lunch why Bush mentions God so often in public speeches. Hughes responded as follows:

And I asked whether he was aware that previous American presidents have also cited God, and that our Constitution cites "one nation under God." (Emphasis added.)

There are only two explanations for this lunacy, both of which are very bad for Hughes. First, she might simply be a bedwetting idiot who actually believes that "our Constitution cites 'one nation under God.'" In that event, she's too stupid and/or misinformed to hold public office and should resign forthwith.

Second, she might know full well that the Constitution doesn't cite, quote, mention, imply, suggest or even hint "one nation under God" but she simply doesn't care. After all, her experience in the Bush administration has likely taught her that no lie is too ridiculous or easily debunked to refrain from telling. In that event, she's too big a dissembler to hold public office and should resign forthwith.

And the "under God" fuck-up wasn't the only problem that cropped up on Karen's little tour. Click here for a synopsis of the whole fiasco with plenty of links to check out.