Vegan Fight

[Artemis Entreri]

I've always wanted to piss off a vegan but I've not met a really good self-righteous one that deserves abuse. I missed my chance last summer. I was driving through town on my way to work when I passed by a KFC that was being picketed by vegans. I really wanted to go and buy the biggest bucket of chicken I could get and sit infront of them and gorge myself. You know, be a real pig. Get grease all over my fingers. Laugh at them with a mouth full of meat. Tell them for every chicken they don't eat, I'm going to eat two. I'd look with eagle eyes to catch one of them wearing leather. Ask them if they knew that primates only started evolving into modern man when they added meat to their diet. That we developed our big brains in order to stalk and kill.
But alas, I had to get to work. I regret it.
Anyone else here feel like I do?
Any of you vegans?
Would you like to get together and watch me eat a steak?