Bush SUCKS! (Warning: stream of consciousness fear-based rant within)
He's horrible, awful, nails on a blackboard horrendous nightmarish violently viciously bad bad bad fucking bad. I swear to god I cannot believe my eyes with his suckery. I am seriously tied up in negative energy knot over how much I hate that man.
Kerry looks like fucking Aristotle compared to him. And the thing is, I know, I know, fucking hell I live in fear that the reviews will come out tomorrow and the mainstream press will be all "President Bush was handsome tall and proud. His intellect is truly astounding, his poise breathtaking, his rhetoric both fluid and hard-hitting. He is not, repeat, not a complete and utter fucking TWEAKER."
He has eyes like the Canadians in South Park. He can't speak English, only talking points. He snorts. He smirks. He splutters. "Of course I know Osama bin Laden attacked us. Of course I know that." Splutter, spit, drool.
They're going to soft-focus him, I know it. He's going to get away with it. People are going to keep talking as if he weren't brain damaged. I can barely stand it. My arms itch. I think I'm allergic to the President of the United States.
Oh god... The pauses... He's a fucking robot, I swear. His data stream is staticky.
Moolah. Instead of mullah. Moolah. With nukular in the same sentence. Twice. Santa Maria madre dei ora pro nobis pecatorium...
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