All you Swedes are going to hell....

[Sauron]

...just ask Fred Phelps:


http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?I...53b1883a6928be

Minister of hate to "hunt down" Swedish king

The fanatical American Baptist minister, Fred Phelps, is on his way to Sweden.

"We'll hunt down your king," he said ominously to Expressen. "It doesn't make any difference where he tries to hide."

Phelps' hatred of the royal family and all things Swedish is linked directly to his equally virulent hatred of homosexuals. He praises homophobic crimes, including murder. When controversial Swedish minister, Åke Green, was convicted of inciting hatred of homosexuals following an anti-gay sermon, Phelps saw red and turned his attention to Sweden.

"You're doomed to spend eternity in hell," he continued. "All you Swedes and your Swedish king and his family."

The minister and twenty members of his congregation from the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, are planning to come to Sweden at the beginning of September. They are bringing plenty of placards in order to spread their message that Sweden is the cradle of all evil and that the king rules a nation of sodomites.

King Carl Gustaf is their primary target.

"Your king represents your doomed country and we'll find him wherever he may be."

Phelps claims that Sweden deserved to suffer in the Boxing Day tsunami catastrophe in southern Asia and has designed a monument to 'celebrate' the deaths of over 500 Swedes in Thailand.

[beyelzu]

I hate phelps, I do, I do.

[Petra]

I usually abhor violence, but I hope that when Phelps takes to the streets of Sweden, he gets his head kicked in so hard that he has to stick his toothbrush up his ass to clean his teeth forever after.

[godfry n. glad]

Well... If he goes there and preaches gay hatred, won't they arrest, convict and incarcerate him? Somebody better advise him not to bend over to pick up the soap in the showers in a Swedish prison.

[Ari]

I can't wait till Phelpss turns his hate towards China and visits there. Sometimes a countries ability to make people who speak out against it "vanish" is useful.

[Petra]

And don't you just love the way that twisted chicken choker has not one, nor two, but ELEVEN lawyers working for "his constitutional right to cast the objects of his hatred to the fires of hell." This is the guy who beats his wife and kids, and probably killed his first wife. What an ugly and evil, callous and nasty creep he is.

Ugh. My skin is crawling now. Must go look at spring flowers and fluffy puppies before i kick something.

[godfry n. glad]

He's got no fuckin' constitutional right in Sweden. He'll be an alien. He'll have no American constitutional rights - his lawyers should be able to tell him that. I'd be surprised if they let him in to the country, given some of the public statements that he's made. He's threatened to stalk the royal family, fer cryin' out loud.

You can't take the Fifth Amendment when testifying in Canada, either. The protection against self-incrimination does not exist in their legal system, which I assume they inherited as part of the Commonwealth.

Americans make the mistake of thinking that their rights extend to everywhere in the world. They do not.

I still say they should allow him to enter and shoot his mouth off. Then throw his sorry derriere into prison to thinkfume about it. He can give the State Department a workout. I hope Jens and Ole get friendly while he's enjoying the hospitality of Sweden.

[But]

Maybe they can convert him..

[MooseIBe]

My Finnish boyfriend is right upset that God doesn't hate Finland as much as He hates its neighbours..

I don't like violence either but to be honest, I wouldn't care much if Phelps got his head kicked in.

[Godless Dave]

Norway has gay rights too, but Phelps is picking on Sweden because he knows Swedes are pussies compared to Norwegians.

Godless Dave, 1/4 Norwegian

[godfry n. glad]

Dave!

Are you saying Swedes are girlymen?

[Ensign Steve]

Dave, are you saying you're 1/4 gay? That explains so much!

(like why you're such a sweetie)

[Godless Dave]

I was just working in some anti-Swedish bigotry in preparation for my application to join the Sons of Norway. I'm sure livius will be here to opine that if I'm 1/4 gay it comes from the skirt-wearing side of the family.

[godfry n. glad]

Ya you betcha.

The Swedes would say that all the Sons of Norway are half Swedish.