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08-31-2010, 02:53 PM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
I just looked up the original version of ICP Miracles.... wow.... just wow....
that's some deep shit yo.... I mean yea... science can't explain magnets or muthafukin giraffes.
Scientists are such liars
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08-31-2010, 07:31 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
THEY GETTIN' ME PISSED
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08-31-2010, 07:48 PM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Why anyone would want to perform at a concert where the crowd routinely throws stuff at anyone who isn't a member of the ICP is beyond me.
Why anyone listens to the ICP also has me completely baffled. Though I've got to hand it to them. Their lyrics are as deep as a puddle in the Sahara, and they sound like I used to with my friends when we were ten on a beat-up tape recorder, but they've managed to make millions off of it. Guess I'm the fool, eh?
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08-31-2010, 08:23 PM
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California Sober
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
I also don't understand why people like things I don't like.
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08-31-2010, 08:24 PM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
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I also don't understand why people like things I don't like.
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You too? Glad to know I'm not the only one!
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08-31-2010, 08:27 PM
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California Sober
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
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08-31-2010, 09:22 PM
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Phallic Philanthropist
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
I don't like people who like things that I don't like people that don't like things that I like people that don't like things that I don't like.
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08-31-2010, 09:37 PM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Honestly, I don't think it's a matter of taste. An event in which direct physical assault in varied forms are an essential part of the occasion is a riot. Whether or not the musical act that accompanies it has any artistic value doesn't really concern me.
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09-01-2010, 03:37 AM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
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An event in which direct physical assault in varied forms are an essential part of the occasion is a riot.
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I don't see what's so funny about it.
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09-01-2010, 11:09 PM
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Northier Than Thou
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
I gift-wrapped that one special, and it took a full day to find a taker?
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09-02-2010, 01:23 PM
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THIS IS REALLY ADVANCED ENGLISH
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
We were saving it for vm. He isn't often allowed to have nice things.
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09-02-2010, 07:47 PM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Just realized that I don't know what suburb ICP is really from. Usually I know where the "Detroit" rappers really live but I'm not sure on them. I think I heard a hint of it being Downriver, maybe Flat Rock. I have no respect for people from the suburbs who claim to be from Detroit to claim street cred.
And fuck ICP for giving my beloved Faygo a bad name.
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09-03-2010, 01:56 PM
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Phallic Philanthropist
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
You can always switch to Nehi.
Peach Nehi is the nectar of the gods.
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09-03-2010, 07:37 PM
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Bizarre unknowable space alien
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Yeah, but no one else makes Rock 'n' Rye, the delightful, sloe gin flavored pop.
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09-04-2010, 06:18 AM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
I think Brimshack just dissed all of 1980s/1970s era punk!
Get him!
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09-04-2010, 10:00 AM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Well, only if spitting is a form of physical assault.
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09-05-2010, 06:42 AM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
You only had spitting?
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09-05-2010, 10:46 AM
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Northier Than Thou
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Bah! I ain't eskeered ah no old punkers. Y'all gots mortgages now, and kids in school. You can't be hard with a pension plan.
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09-06-2010, 02:25 AM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Pension plan? Dang, I hang out around the wrong old punk rockers.
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10-19-2010, 07:57 PM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
It's elephants too.
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"Did you anticipate this kind of reaction?" I ask them.
"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a fucking miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"
"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.
"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."
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10-19-2010, 08:03 PM
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THIS IS REALLY ADVANCED ENGLISH
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
There is so much awesome stupidity packed in that incredibly brief excerpt, it really does have to count as genius. 
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10-19-2010, 08:15 PM
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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
My favorite part"
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"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
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Mostly because I had to read it three times to figure out that he's using both senses of the word "fuck" in there. Also, how old are these guys that this is really an issue for them? Or do I want to know?
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10-19-2010, 08:19 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Are they trying to fuck science but the elephant is there, so fuck the elephant?
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10-19-2010, 08:23 PM
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
I think it's more like when you want to fuck an elephant, but there's a giraffe home, so then you have a crazy interspecies threeway and it's the best night of your life but you don't want anybody to find out and then SCIENCE INVENTS THE YOUTUBES AND NOW YOUR BOSS SEES WHAT YOU DID AND YOU'RE FIRED AND YOU'LL NEVER WORK AT THIS ZOO AGAIN, MISTER.
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08-19-2011, 01:12 AM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: Fucking Warm Up Acts, How Do They Work?
Because I just happened on it, and I know there's some underground fans here who could totally put themselves in these pictures, here's a link to the 2011 Juggalo event.
The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos: Two-Faced | Rolling Stone Music | Photos
Where else you gonna see Flavor Flav, Charlie "tiger" Sheen, and Jimmy J.J. Walker all in one place?
Please oh lard, please don't let me be in that place.
Bye the bye, NSFW, Mkay?
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