995,241 okay we figured out a way to administer this vile fluid.
We mixed it with a little orange juice and some sugar and I gave it to her by the spoonful, 12 spoonfuls to be exact.
So she had to suffer through it 12 times over with

drama each time... instead of taking one spoonful of it straight and getting it overwith.
At least I didn't get spat on this time.

and we can rest for 12 hours