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11-11-2005, 03:44 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
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Yah, but you weren't DOING anything productive with your 70-90 hours.
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Do you know him, or what sort of law he practiced? |
Did you know Josef Mengele, or the kind of medicine he practiced in the 1930's?
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11-11-2005, 03:48 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
If you weren't so laughably ignorant you'd be repulsive.
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11-11-2005, 03:48 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
Can't he be both?
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11-11-2005, 03:49 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
Fair point.
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11-11-2005, 03:49 AM
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... give alphamale a whole new understanding of tort.
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Infants enjoy so many protections in law, we'd have a hard time making a defendant out of him.
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11-11-2005, 03:50 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
Another fair point. Fucking Jew lawyers.
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11-11-2005, 03:51 AM
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Did you know Josef Mengele, or the kind of medicine he practiced in the 1930's?
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Weren't you just defending the medical profession against attorneys a moment ago?
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11-11-2005, 03:53 AM
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He's nothing like Mengele. More like Hitler.
Or at least like the Hitler of cats, taller and with a different moustache. Or no moustache at all.
IF THE HITLER OF CATS HAD DIFFERENT THEME MUSIC.
That makes at least as much sense as the Mengele argument, anyway.
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11-11-2005, 03:55 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
Genesis: Light! A he! A rib!
Is that an anagram of something? It looks like an anagram of something.
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11-11-2005, 03:59 AM
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Genesis: Light! A he! A rib!
Is that an anagram of something? It looks like an anagram of something.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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11-11-2005, 04:03 AM
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If you weren't so laughably ignorant you'd be repulsive.
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Hey, I've a question for you. Is the marble flooring in the Pantheon in Rome, inside and in the portico, the original marble layed by the romans?
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11-11-2005, 04:05 AM
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... give alphamale a whole new understanding of tort.
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Infants enjoy so many protections in law, we'd have a hard time making a defendant out of him. |
If there was money to be leeched, lawyers would make a defendant out of a bag of shit. 
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11-11-2005, 04:06 AM
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Did you know Josef Mengele, or the kind of medicine he practiced in the 1930's?
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Weren't you just defending the medical profession against attorneys a moment ago? |
Do you always answer questions with other questions?
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11-11-2005, 04:07 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
I read somewhere that prohibitive troll insurance premiums are driving the discussion board business clear out of West Virginia.
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11-11-2005, 04:09 AM
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I read somewhere that prohibitive troll insurance premiums are driving the discussion board business clear out of West Virginia.
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Yeah - people are going without medical help or having to drive many miles across state lines for such as prenatal care - all a big joke to lawyer leeches.
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11-11-2005, 04:09 AM
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Infants enjoy so many protections in law, we'd have a hard time making a defendant out of him. |
If there was money to be leeched, lawyers would make a defendant out of a bag of shit. |
Hey, Scarlatti! I got a nickel. Care to make a defendant out of this particualr bag of shit?
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11-11-2005, 04:12 AM
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Infants enjoy so many protections in law, we'd have a hard time making a defendant out of him. |
If there was money to be leeched, lawyers would make a defendant out of a bag of shit. |
Hey, Scarlatti! I got a nickel. Care to make a defendant out of this particualr bag of shit? |
Uh, to make a defendant out of your mother scaloppini would need at least $10K up front.
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11-11-2005, 04:20 AM
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Awww, mother jokes?
Mother jokes are sooo fourth grade. You are too cute. I can't stay mad at you. C'mon give us a hug, you big galoot!
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11-11-2005, 04:27 AM
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Care to make a defendant out of this particular bag of shit?
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Sorry, too busy turning cancer patients out in the street and fighting to keep the abortuaries running at full steam.
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11-11-2005, 04:31 AM
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You keep fightin' the good fight, my man.
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11-11-2005, 04:40 AM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
"abortuaries"
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11-11-2005, 05:03 AM
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Good Lord, that's some crazy shit! I'm gonna need to read that transcript again. My brain isn't believing what my eyes are telling it.
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Thanks for the reminder. I got so caught up in reading this thread that I forgot about the partial-birth-aborted fetus pot pie awaiting me at the dinner table.
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11-11-2005, 05:48 AM
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Do you know him, or what sort of law he practiced?
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Sure he knows.
The voices told him.
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11-11-2005, 02:21 PM
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I forgot about the partial-birth-aborted fetus pot pie awaiting me at the dinner table.
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Mm mmm. That's the least disgusting thing I ever read on the internets.
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11-11-2005, 02:22 PM
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Re: The Fake Crisis over Lawsuits
Hey, at least it's cooked.
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