This...
and...
this...
...just make me go "WTF!" on so many levels. Your country is crazy man. CRAZY I TELL YOU! Absofuckinglutely batshit insane. And if Bush gets re-elected, you should all come and live here instead. We have better beer, nicer weather, and less guns.
I'll say it again:
NUTS. (btw- I tried it, and it's true).