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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

We are not erasing Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters, Ann Radcliffe, Louisa May Alcott, Agatha Christie, Zora Neale Hurston, Toni Morrison, Aphra Bean, Sappho, Ocatavia Butler in favor of Jk Rowling here on Ada Lovelace’s internet.

— Mia Brett (@QueenMab87) July 6, 2020

[Ensign Steve]

We can forget Ayn Rand tho, right?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

We can forget Ayn Rand tho, right?

Although I am a dedicated shitposter and have little patience for Ayn Rand Assholes, I cannot get behind erasing her based on her gender. I can, however, enjoy the hell out of watching debate nerds pull the rhetorical wings off one another in metaphorical knock down and drag outs. And loudly cheer when some lolbert is made to look like a complete idiot.

[Ari]

The obvious twitter troll is right though, it wasn’t until Robert Galbraith that women were seen as real authors. Who’s Robert Galbraith? Why he’s the inventor of gay conversion therapy, and the male pen name Joanne Rowling writes under.

No I’m not making that up, she chose the abusive disgraced psychiatrist that tortured gay people ‘straight’ as her pen name.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

So I just googled Robert Galbraith and feel like I fell headfirst down a rabbit hole.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Thanks to @beeragon for putting together this amazing short titled "Coming Out." #HappyPride �� pic.twitter.com/wG9OptRSZm

— GODZILLA.OFFICIAL (@TOHO_GODZILLA) June 30, 2020

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Although I am a dedicated shitposter

I mean if you're going to talk about yourself in those terms, may as well go the full custom user title.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I'll put that under consideration with a better judgment delay.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

pic.twitter.com/xoPTiAuuw5

— Renfamous⭐️ (@renfamous) July 25, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

left the city for the first time since february for a few days and i forgot how much it fuckin rules out here in real america pic.twitter.com/yvBAzK3p57

— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) August 12, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by JoeP

I mean if you're going to talk about yourself in those terms, may as well go the full custom user title.

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

I'll put that under consideration with a better judgment delay.

Ok.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[Ensign Steve]

I do not poop 10 million pounds!

[BrotherMan]

[JoeP]

how much does lisarea poop - Google Search



How Much Do You Poop in Your Lifetime? | Live Science

More like 25,000 pounds over a lifetime, let's say 10,000 pounds because pea has many more pooping years to go. So wrong by a factor of 1,000, or at least 500.

so a lifetime of a woman's poop weighs about as much as three adult male hippos.

Aside:

[viscousmemories]

It's only a little weird that ES made a claim about how much she poops so you investigated lisapea's pooplevel.

[JoeP]

how much does viscousmemories poop - Google Search

[erimir]

Interesting first result there... Woman "Loses 10 Years of Memories" Due To An Enormous Poop | IFLScience

[Crumb]

Science confirms that memories are stored in poop!

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I mean I’ve derailed thrads before, but this one’s on a different level.

[BrotherMan]

And yet still completely appropriate for the forum.

poop what you like, and say what you poop

[lisarea]

Back on topic, poop fans.

Whose alpha male is this? Donald Trump and America's sad, failed model of masculinity | Salon.com

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by lisarea

Back on topic, poop fans.

Whose alpha male is this? Donald Trump and America's sad, failed model of masculinity | Salon.com

So many quotables in that. I'll just drop the punchline.

Anyone looking for an incurable case of insomnia, or who requires further motivation to vote for Joe Biden, should imagine Donald Trump in a situation similar to the Cuban missile crisis.

[beyelzu]