Countdown from one million thread - Page 370

Plant Woman · 05-21-2006, 06:36 PM

990,776 I'm singing in the rain...

Nope it's nice and sunny here! Dodgin' raindrops, and double deckers, eh?

Oh and Chuck's dad said hrmmmph.

livius drusus · 05-21-2006, 06:46 PM

990,774 I heard Chuck's dad was in a corner softly weeping.

Adam · 05-21-2006, 07:09 PM

990,773 Starting to rain here as well, although that helps me not feel so badly about having to go in to work. Maybe I'll see Chuck's dad on the way in, and can console him about his ne'er do well son who won't call on his birthday.

Legs · 05-21-2006, 07:26 PM

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I took advantage of HorseGirl being away for 3 days to raid her room, what a mess :blink:

20 water bottles under the bed, wrappers, garbage, dishes, spoons, and she has about 8 belts tied together with like a lasso thing at the end :noid:

Leesifer · 05-21-2006, 07:56 PM

990,771 20 bottles of water? At least it wasn't booze, Legs. :ffgiggle:

pescifish · 05-21-2006, 08:11 PM

990,770 seconds of air time during today's tv sports events for Chuck's dad to air a public service announcement warning the rest of us that his slackass ungrateful son hasn't bothered to call him on his birthday. For those of you with VCast and bluetooth capabilities the spot is available for viewing on your cell phones.

livius drusus · 05-21-2006, 08:27 PM

990,769 I downloaded it off iTunes. It's just heart-wrenching.

Crumb · 05-21-2006, 08:29 PM

990,768 I am going out to dinner with my Mom for her birthday today. I even have a gift for her. I will certainly be discussing how horrible things must be for Chuck's dad. Why they didn't sell you to the Gypsies I'll never know, Chuck.

Adam · 05-21-2006, 08:35 PM

990,767 They tried but Gypsies appreciate calls on their birthdays too, and they knew* they'd never get any if they bought Chuck.

* - via Gypsy fortune telling, of course

Plant Woman · 05-21-2006, 08:46 PM

990,766 post-it notes to remind me never to ask for a reminder here. :giggle:

viscousmemories · 05-21-2006, 08:51 PM

990,765 Good news! Chuck's dad has finally agreed to adopt me as a replacement. :yes!:

Thanks for not calling sooner, Chuck!

livius drusus · 05-21-2006, 08:53 PM

990,764 Congratulations! I assume you'll be ranked as First Son given Chuck's spitting in your new father's face.

Legs · 05-21-2006, 08:55 PM

Happy Birthday to the woman who spawned Crumb :cupcake:

Now, back to Horse Girl's room... you know the scary Glenn Close character in Fatal Attraction? Well today I slid HG's closet door closed only to reveal behind it, a door covered with post-it notes that all said 'Ryan' stuck all over the door, dozens of them in all different colours 'Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.... '

Poor Ryan :scaredbaby:

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Adam · 05-21-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Plant Woman

990,766 post-it notes to remind me never to ask for a reminder here. :giggle:

990,762 Well, it's not like he's going to forget now, is he? :tmgrin:

livius drusus · 05-21-2006, 08:58 PM

990,761 Uh oh... Was Ryan the guy in the play?

viscousmemories · 05-21-2006, 08:58 PM

990,760 - So your daughter's an Idol fan too, eh?

Plant Woman · 05-21-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam

Well, it's not like he's going to forget now, is he? :tmgrin:

990,759 If he does, I think we need to get his head examined.

Dang it! Our drier broke down so now I have to go spend the afternoon at the washing machine place and watch the clothes go round and round.

Oh I have a laptop, I can do my work on. Thanks, Dad! Probably get more work done without FF to distract me. No fun, though.

Legs · 05-21-2006, 09:05 PM

990,758 okay, I don't know who that is and we have never seen Idol...

Ryan is a boy in Grade 8 that she is in love with (She's in grade 6) :hearts:

Adam · 05-21-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Plant Woman

Oh I have a laptop, I can do my work on. <looking up> Thanks, Dad! Probably get more work done without FF to distract me. No fun, though.

990,757 See how grateful some posters are to their dads? Perhaps some other posters could learn a lesson here...

viscousmemories · 05-21-2006, 09:14 PM

That's Ryan Seacrest, former morning radio DJ in Los Angeles (maybe current, too) and host of American Idol.

990756

He looks like a good son, doesn't he? I bet he called his dad on his birthday.

ChuckF · 05-21-2006, 09:40 PM

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Jebus, I called my frikkin' father. Thanks for the reminders ridicule.

livius drusus · 05-21-2006, 09:43 PM

990,754 Wow, tou-chy. What did you call him?

Leesifer · 05-21-2006, 10:48 PM

990,753

Legs · 05-21-2006, 10:50 PM

I paid the balance due on my cruise today... it was just a shade under $990,753.00 :brooding:

livius drusus · 05-21-2006, 10:52 PM

990,751 That better be a floating palace, Itellyouwhut.