Bush SUCKS! (Warning: stream of consciousness fear-based rant within)

[Farren]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

He he... Ninjas are cool.

They're so totally sweet its unbefuckinglievable.

[livius drusus]

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

[The Lone Ranger]

Not only that, but ninjas make great fast food.

Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!