Countdown from one million thread - Page 512

Smilin · #**12776** 06-27-2006, 08:15 PM

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and Lees is so short if she pulled up her socks she'd be blind :wink:

Leesifer · #**12777** 06-27-2006, 08:20 PM

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Smilin · #**12778** 06-27-2006, 08:27 PM

The Pianist
So, this guy, Bill is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully. The fellow on the next bar stool, Joe says" That's amazing. Where did you get him?" Bill says" well I got this magic lamp with a genie" So the other fellow says that's great could I use it?" Bill says "sure " and hands him the lamp. Joe rubs the lamp and out comes the genie. He says" I want a million bucks". Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks! Joe exclaims"Hey! I asked for I million BUCKS! not DUCKS!" Bill explained "Yes, the genie is a bit deaf. You don't think I really asked for a twelve inch pianist do you?

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Plant Woman · #**12779** 06-27-2006, 08:30 PM

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Gees I leave for a few days and look what happens to the room.

Which one of you bitches started this??? :search:

Hey, I'm back, did you miss me? :hugs:

Crumb · #**12780** 06-27-2006, 08:33 PM

987,221 Hey PW! :huggle:

Leesifer · #**12781** 06-27-2006, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Plant Woman

Which one of you bitches started this???

That would be me, PW. :innocent:

@ Smilin with the short jokes

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Legs · #**12782** 06-27-2006, 08:37 PM

I go to work for a few hours and when I come back everyone is fat and bitchy? :blink:

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Crumb · #**12783** 06-27-2006, 08:42 PM

987,218 I am neither fat nor bitchy. :hmph:

Smilin · #**12784** 06-27-2006, 08:42 PM

Annie walk in or what?

OHHHHH I GIT IT NOW...NEVERMIND...

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pescifish · #**12785** 06-27-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ceptimus

It was a suggestion. Get the pan as hot as you dare on the stove (without burning the anti-stick coating). Then put some crushed ice on the pan cover, trying not to let it come into contact with the pan itself.

Yeah. I was going to suggest the ice on the lid in addition to the pan submerged in a large pot of boiling water. Try to get both actions going.

Have you considered asking the sausages to push from the inside?

987,216 sausages trying to get out!

Crumb · #**12786** 06-27-2006, 08:44 PM

987,215 I'd give up on the sausages.

Smilin · #**12787** 06-27-2006, 08:45 PM

We really need Annie posting here on col[/COLOR=Blue]or Saturdays...she could help *heal all of us* :lecher:

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Legs · #**12788** 06-27-2006, 08:46 PM

987,218 I am keeping the sausages and their captor in the fridge so they don't stink too much by garbage day.

I don't care about the frying pan, but I want my Jamie Oliver lid, the pot set is new :cry:

pescifish · #**12789** 06-27-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb

I'd give up on the sausages.

987,212 Yeah, everyone knows sausages are selfish weanies and wouldn't try to help, even if you asked nicely.

Smilin · #**12790** 06-27-2006, 08:51 PM

Have you considered cutting your lid off with a cutting torch Legs?

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Legs · #**12791** 06-27-2006, 08:53 PM

I'm leaving it up to Widget, he's the man and I'm just the damsel in dis'dress.

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pescifish · #**12792** 06-27-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Legs

I don't care about the frying pan, but I want my Jamie Oliver lid, the pot set is new

Try it 987,209 times, with ice on the lid.

See if you can slide a thin knife or something between the two in order to crack the seal. ERm... try some positive thinking and will it to separate? Save it for the next full moon, dance naked in the moonlight, offer blood sacrifice? Ring up Jamie Oliver and see if he can pop on by and pry it off. Get him to prepare a quick baked salmon while he's there.