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Old 06-29-2006, 07:23 PM
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Now bare with me, this is gonna be a little bit long for this thread, but here goes....

I have nothing against religious people. Hey, some of my best friends are religious. It's nobody's business what sort of ignorant, superstitious rituals they perform in their own homes and churches. No one should care what sort of bizarre mythical creatures they worship, or what kind of "holy" objects (statues, icons, and / or books) they revere.

Of course these religious people do need to show some restraint in public. I'll give you an example: I was at a nice restaurant with my wife the other night. There were these two guys at a table next to us. They looked fairly normal, but I thought by the way they dressed, and the way they styled their hair that they were "that way". So I kept my eye on them. Sure enough, as soon as their meals came they started praying right there at a table not ten feet away from us. How were we supposed to eat with that going on? Don't those people have special clubs or something where they can go?

What I really hate is the way they influence the media. I'm not talking about the ones with their own shows. I can spot those a mile away, and avoid them. I'm talking about the ones who sneak their insane agenda into supposedly factual news stories. How often have you seen something like this on the news?

Reporter: "You've just lost your house and everything you own. How do you feel."

Victim: "I just thank the LORD everyone made it out okay, especially my little foofoo."

Meanwhile, in the background you see the firefighter who actually saved little foofoo being treated for his injuries, with the LORD nowhere to be seen.

But I digress. My point is that we shouldn't hate these people, but pity them. We should try to help them see past their delusions when we can. When we can't help them, we should just leave them alone...unless they run for public office, or want to teach in a public school or...

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The preceding was a satire of the way people, even some liberals, talk about alternative lifestyles, especially homosexuality. Did it hurt? make you angry? Now do you understand why "those people" get upset when you think you're being perfectly reasonable?
http://www.jhuger.com/tolerance

Not that anyone here would think or do something like that.... ;)
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:24 PM
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Smudging is the burning of certain herbs ...
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Most Herbs I know wouldn't take too kindly to being burned.
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:27 PM
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Of course these religious people do need to show some restraint in public. I'll give you an example: I was at a nice restaurant with my wife the other night. There were these two guys at a table next to us. They looked fairly normal, but I thought by the way they dressed, and the way they styled their hair that they were "that way". So I kept my eye on them. Sure enough, as soon as their meals came they started praying right there at a table not ten feet away from us. How were we supposed to eat with that going on? Don't those people have special clubs or something where they can go?
Heh. New restaurant greeting:

Host(ess): Hello! Welcome to <establishment>! How many tonight?
You: <number>
H: Will that be praying or non-praying?
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:34 PM
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:roflmao:

and check out this Jack Chick parody....

I think I've found a new signature title....

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Old 06-29-2006, 07:35 PM
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whoops...forgot the link...here it is:
http://www.jhuger.com/tract/dtr/index

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987,045 Does anyone else think that the existence of this thread might reduce the number of new threads that are created?
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:04 PM
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That's pretty good, Smilin.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:10 PM
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Wish I could take credit for it Shake, but it's not my creation. I'm just an admirer of the author's sense of humor passing it along for all to enjoy.

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987,042 It is a good one.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:19 PM
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Did you check out the other Jack Chick tract parodies while you were there Crumb?
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987,040 I have seen many in the past, I didn't look this time, maybe when I am home.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:34 PM
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987,039 Kewl! :)
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:43 PM
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Salvias yes, and for some reason I thought it was the wormwood—artemesia.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:49 PM
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While the wormwood bush is found all over the world, it is native to Europe and wouldn't have been available to the Native Americans. :) 987,037
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:53 PM
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987,035 :waiting: for everyone else to join in on the race for the 987,000 mark
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987,034 :hyper:
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:56 PM
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I can't I have to get ready for writing practice. :cry: Someone else will have to get the cool number. :hyper:

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987,032 I bet it isn't me.
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but we're so close PW.
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It looks like it's going to be between you and I crumb...987,030 :pillow:
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987,029 This may be the last number I contribute as I am sure it will be all over by the time I am back.
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bye PW 987,028
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987,027 :unrun:
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987,026 and THEY'RE OFF..... :chase: :runinbox:
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