Countdown from one million thread - Page 644

Smilin · #**16076** 08-09-2006, 07:38 PM

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Got many of laughs out of your PBEHC stories however liv. :tickle:

He brought a ray of sunshine to my simple existance! :haha:

Plant Woman · #**16077** 08-09-2006, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SharonDee

P-dub, there's leftover coffee in the breakroom kitchen but I don't think you want it. 'Tis rather thick by now.

Today I may need it. I worked on a newsletter until late last night and working on it all day today. I need mud! Maybe I will go get an :espresso:

in town. That should do it!

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Shelli · #**16078** 08-09-2006, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

983,926 Naw. Even before his contract ended he was barely around. He called in sick a few times (had his mother call in for him once), came in way late and left way early a lot, took an hour to get new glasses only to call 4 hours later saying his eyes were blurry from the drops, that sort of thing.

Asstowel. :no2:

He had his mother call in sick for him??? :biglaugh:

Must be nice to be rid of the :loser2:

lol @ "asstowel" btw. I'd never heard that before. :laugh:

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livius drusus · #**16079** 08-09-2006, 08:04 PM

983,922 I'm always glad to entertain, Smilin. It almost makes the pain worthwhile. :ffgiggle:

Shelli, click here to see where asstowel was first coined. That thread turned out pretty damn funny.

Plant Woman · #**16080** 08-09-2006, 08:12 PM

I wish I would have paid more attention to that thread, I was knee deep in stuff at the time, but it probably would have helped. I did read it later and howled!

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Crumb · #**16081** 08-09-2006, 08:17 PM

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P-dub

Crumb · #**16082** 08-09-2006, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

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Shelli, click here to see where asstowel was first coined. That thread turned out pretty damn funny.

Ahh, how could I have forgotten sphincter bleaching! :giggles:

livius drusus · #**16083** 08-09-2006, 08:49 PM

983,918 Hey, sphincter bleaching was just a passing reference. The apex of that thread was clearly lisarea's laminated sphincter.

Crumb · #**16084** 08-09-2006, 08:51 PM

983,917 Yes. There must have been another sphincter bleaching thread somewhere...

Leesifer · #**16085** 08-09-2006, 08:53 PM

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livius drusus · #**16086** 08-09-2006, 08:58 PM

983,915 Oh there definitely was, Crumb. Didn't Ding start it? Anyhoo, it was way back when. The whole asstowel phenomenon was much more recent.

Oh, and Lees:

Watser? · #**16087** 08-09-2006, 09:03 PM

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Leesifer · #**16088** 08-09-2006, 09:04 PM

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I watched the South Park episode this afternoon where Stan's future self comes back - all a ruse to stop the kids doing drugs and alcohol episode. I loved Cartman's poo swatches.