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Oh. My. God.
I just has the worst cashier of all time at the Grocery Store. She was a loon. Se kept talking to people about what they were buying
(ie) 'oh, you are buying dry macaroni, how do you cook it? my daughter loves macaroni, my daughter is 17'
'watermelon, I love watermelon, ever try the sugar watermelon? it's so sweet, my daughter and I can eat a whole watermelon'
'a lunch bag? is it insolated? how much are they? I need one for my daughter, what aisle are they in'?

me
Then another cashier went by and she starting asking them if anyone was sick because she wanted to work tomorrow. Then she turned to me and said she had to make a call before she forgot the # so she picked up the phone and started dialing.

me
Finally, when We were all through she didn't have a pen for me to sign my visa receipt so she unlocked a cupboard and took out her purse rumaging through it for a pen which she put in her mouth. Then she closed up her purse and put it away with this pen in her mouth, which she then hands to me.