Countdown from one million thread - Page 793

Shelli · #**19801** 09-12-2006, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by IRON MAN

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Originally Posted by Shelli

IRON MAN, do you by chance have a short man complex?

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Nope, nothing like that, I'm 174cm, (5'9").

Oh hang on, were you talking about my height? :blush:

Okay then, I'm stumped. What is your problem then if not that?

Oh, and I'm 5'10" so perhaps standing toe to toe with me would not be to your advantage. :wink:

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Shelli · #**19802** 09-12-2006, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by IRON MAN

Oh hang on, were you talking about my height? :blush:

Yeah, I don't need to ask you about your dick. I'm sure that you're at least 9" long like all the other guys surfing the net. :thrust:

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IRON MAN · #**19803** 09-12-2006, 02:22 AM

Yeah, you could be right, people with a 1 inch height advantage on me really freak me the fuck out. :rolleyes:

And apart from being general all-round handsome and wonderful I don't have a problem. It's not my fault if you are threatened by me.

ETA: I don't talk about the individual real aspects of my sex life, either in person, or on semi-anonymous boards like this one. In other words, I can neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons.

But I will say that I'm pretty much an average guy and like most of the population tend toward the middle of the bell curve in most respects. In some things I'm above average, like my charm and wit, and in others I'm below, like natural tolerance for Placebo Messiah's bullshit. I improve what I want to, and can improve, and don't lose any sleep about the rest.

So no, I am not the kind of guy who measures the length of his dick from the tip of the shaft to the wall behind him, and broadcasts the results on the internet. But I don't have a penis-pump-purchasing confidence problem either.

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Plant Woman · #**19804** 09-12-2006, 02:26 AM

There goes the neighborhood.

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Shelli · #**19805** 09-12-2006, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by IRON MAN

Yeah, you could be right, people with a 1 inch height advantage on me really freak me the fuck out. :rolleyes:

Subtlety alludes you I see, but I knew that. :duh:

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And apart from being general all-round handsome and wonderful I don't have a problem.

Ahhh... I see. It's not you, it's the rest of the world that's fucked up. Duh me. :doh:

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It's not my fault if you are threatened by me.

Oh yeah. I feel threatened, you found me out. :rughide:

I was amusing myself throwing stuff out there to see how you'd respond, but you are so predictable as to be boring as all hell. :yawn:

You're not "IRON MAN". :laughcry:

Au contraire, you should really change your user name to "just-another-asshole". :bored:

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Legs · #**19806** 09-12-2006, 02:35 AM

* Legs is still chuckling at my I EARN MAN post :chuckle:

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Shelli · #**19807** 09-12-2006, 02:36 AM

g'night y'all. :sleepy:

Till tomorrow :ffshiny:

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IRON MAN · #**19808** 09-12-2006, 02:37 AM

I recommend Valium. :doctor:

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Legs · #**19809** 09-12-2006, 02:40 AM

No thanks, some of us can make it through our life without drugs

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Nite Shelli :wave:

IRON MAN · #**19810** 09-12-2006, 02:40 AM

Yet another thread that has been turned into one all about me.

Any wonder I love this place, we are always on my favourite topic. :ffglomp:

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Legs · #**19811** 09-12-2006, 02:47 AM

Sorry, you think the countdown thread is about you? :hoot:

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IRON MAN · #**19812** 09-12-2006, 02:48 AM

Well you are talking about me now aren't you? :gloat:

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Legs · #**19813** 09-12-2006, 02:49 AM

Umm no, I was talking to you. I talk about you when you're offline.

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IRON MAN · #**19814** 09-12-2006, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Legs

Umm no, I was talking to you. I talk about you when you're offline.

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So have you had this obsession with talking about me all the time for very long ... ? :therapy:

980,187, (Legs - what's up with your post count? You find me 'distracting' don't you? :yup:

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Your honour, the prosecution rests its case.

Crumb · #**19815** 09-12-2006, 02:54 AM

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Legs · #**19816** 09-12-2006, 03:14 AM

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(Legs - what's up with your post count? You find me 'distracting' don't you? :yup:

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I find your odour distracting :fart:

Hey Crumb! :seahorse:

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IRON MAN · #**19817** 09-12-2006, 03:36 AM

Did you just effectively call me a poopy-pants? Okay, whatever you say Legs. You're so cute when you try to deny your obvious little school girl crush. :lovesme:

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Plant Woman · #**19818** 09-12-2006, 03:39 AM

Crumb, where you racing too?

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Legs, I Earn Man was great. :rofl:

Ymir's blood · #**19819** 09-12-2006, 03:50 AM

980,182 microbes, microbes, microbes, microbes, microbes, microbes, microbes, microbes

:wash:

Crumb · #**19820** 09-12-2006, 03:52 AM

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Plant Woman · #**19821** 09-12-2006, 03:55 AM

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Some bacteria are our friends.

Plant Woman · #**19822** 09-12-2006, 08:02 AM

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This thread died tonight! :cryhome:

oh NURSE!

Leesifer · #**19823** 09-12-2006, 09:21 AM

980,178 morning everybody. :ciao:

The world hates me, it really does. I was just about to take a :shower:

when I heard running water (before I'd turned the shower on). Looking up, I got a huge drip of water right in the eye. Yes, my bathroom roof/ceiling was leaking right through one of the light fittings. :sigh: