Return to Gender 101

[Ari]

Incase anyone hasn’t heard, parody there to make other conservatives seem reasonable Tucker Carlson is angry that he can’t wank off to them anymore,

Tucker Carlson

"Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them. That's the goal. When you are totally turned off, we've achieved equity. They've won."

[Sock Puppet]

This is waaaaaaaaay more than I wanted to know about Tucker Carlson's sexual proclivities.

[BrotherMan]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

i hate to break it to J.R. Rowling but literally the first thing people would do if they had magic would be to get freaky with gender. like five seconds after discovering magic they'd be turning each other into hot girls and dudes with two dicks, etc, and so forth, et al.

— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) March 15, 2022

[Pan Narrans]

That's... not wrong.

Also, from the replies:

Call that Rule 34 & 3/4

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This is terrifying. pic.twitter.com/VwKU6Icbo6

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) April 11, 2022

[viscousmemories]

Justice Alito's invocation of Sir Matthew Hale in his leaked majority opinion is so, so much more fucked up than people realize. I'm a professor with a PhD, and my area of expertise happens to be women and gender in the early modern era (1500-1700). Here is what you need to know. pic.twitter.com/MfMSi1g4D2

— Dr. Literature_Lady �������� (@Literature_Lady) May 5, 2022

[JoeP]

Didn't we already have that one?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by JoeP

Didn't we already have that one?

Yup. It’s still important.

[Ari]

Alito can quote a man from the 1600’s so long as he does so with ink, quill and carrier Pigeon during one of his weekly blood letting using tools sterilized through the power of prayer.

Oh your leg hurts Mr Alito? See the nurse for another leach.

[Ari]

The Taliban does their duty at being horrible so that men who envy them can say “Well at least we’re not the Taliban.” As they take notes.

NPR

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan – Taliban officials announced that women and girls would be expected to stay home, and if they were to venture out, to cover in all-encompassing loose clothing that only reveals their eyes – preferably, a burka.
The Taliban says women in Afghanistan must wear head-to-toe clothing in public : NPR

Don’t worry though, the new modernized Taliban has said they won’t punish women who break the ban, instead her owner will be punished for allowed their property out in such a manner…

NPR

It is not the woman who will be punished, but her male guardians. Her brother, father, husband or son will be tasked with enforcing the rules, and they will be held to account if she defies them

[JoeP]

Ooh, so the "owner" (husband if married, father if not married, no other possibilities exist) of a woman who gets an abortion (or attempts to) will be tried for (accessory to) (attempted) murder?

I don't think the US Taliban are taking notes on that part.

[Ari]

The quietly spoken part is that the husband, brother or son get to choose the punishment behind closed doors. After all, how can they convince themselves they are the king of their own little castle if they aren’t allowed to abuse their servants as they see fit?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

So, this dude had thoughts about a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model that didn't match his teenage wank material:



But it's all about him, right? Anyway, when you lose this guy:



So the tweet turned into the usual roflcopter of mixed incels demanding to be catered to, people who usually enjoy his analyses telling him he's out to lunch, people can like what they like, others saying yeah, the magazine can feature what it thinks will make the most bucks (thanks for the advertisement and hype!), some Well Actually folks running with the above links interpreting them as there's a proper type of beauty average people should appreciate. Average?

Someone needs to expand Doctor Peterson's exposure to some really weird porn. "Authoritarian tolerance?" It smells like just another way of saying, "don't tell me what to do!" by a guy mad that a magazine cover didn't get a 60 year old married guy hard. Try a little blue pill, my dude.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Tech bro has thoughts

Women shouldn't code... perhaps be influencers/creators instead. It's their natural strength.

Coding is a brutal 24/7 job, mutually exclusive with motherhood - after 9-months maternity leave, they come back obsolete & outdated. Elon Musk even says birth rate is falling too much.

— TechLead (@techleadhd) May 21, 2022

[specious_reasons]

Coding is not brutal, not 24/7, not out of date in 9 months. If this guy was my "tech lead," I'd quit.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by specious_reasons

Coding is not brutal, not 24/7, not out of date in 9 months.

I was pretty sure this was satire, after all those false statements and an Elon Muck quote. But no, he seems committed to it.

[Ari]

Looking up Mr. Techlead, he was at google from 2014-2018, then at facebook from 2018-2019. In the same month in 2019 his wife left him and he was fired from Facebook. He is both a self declared multi-millionaire, and when his wife left him they were staying with his parents.

[Miss Shelby]

It is officially PRIDE month as it's June 1st. Happy pride month. Thank you to all of the LBQT people and their supporters for reclaiming the rainbow as a symbol of God's promise to never flood the earth again!! YOU guys are the BEST ! Embracing the Noahic Covenant is so very tolerant and inclusive of all!! Kudos. Oh and thoughts and prayers, too.

[Crumb]

And don't forget he never promised he wouldn't kill us all in some other way.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Crumb

And don't forget he never promised he wouldn't kill us all in some other way.

Correct, Crumb! His promise was to return to judge the living and the dead by publicly beheading all of the people he doesn't like.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

It is officially PRIDE month as it's June 1st. Happy pride month. Thank you to all of the LBQT people and their supporters for reclaiming the rainbow as a symbol of God's promise to never flood the earth again!!

Fun fact: the Pride Rainbow is also a symbol of the LGBTQ community's promise to never destroy the earth with floods.

You'll note that there has not been even a single worldwide inundation since the first gay pride march.

[fragment]

Originally Posted by erimir

You'll note that there has not been even a single worldwide inundation since the first gay pride march.

Streets flooded worldwide yesterday to celebrate Gay Pride

[fragment]

this was a temporary swear because the link borked the post until I fixed it