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Have you ever bought any kind of soap or gallon of anything on Amazon before? The smrt ads on there pull the most obscure tie-ins...I am constantly WTFing.
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So say we all.
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Old 09-04-2009, 08:08 PM
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Have you ever bought any kind of soap or gallon of anything on Amazon before? The smrt ads on there pull the most obscure tie-ins...I am constantly WTFing.
Oh, yeah, I know why it's happening. I don't really buy stuff on Amazon, but I use it for price and product comparisons. So I was looking at soap there a while back for some reason I forget.

It's just kind of crude how their recommendation engine pulls out competely unrelated shit like that. You'd think they'd at least avoid recommending personal care items.

Now I have to go price out Bill O'Reilly books and enemas.
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Now I have to go price out Bill O'Reilly books and enemas.
How can you tell them apart? Both are the output of a douchebag.
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Old 09-05-2009, 03:01 AM
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:06 PM
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Remember that web site that was getting people to send in drawings of sheep? What was that all about? I totally forget.

Anyway, I just sent a giraffe to this guy. He's pretty dogmatic about the NO COMPUTOR! but whatever. My medium was pink gel pen on post-it. There are much better ones on the site. I didn't peek first because I wanted to do it totally from memory.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:17 PM
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That is a fat American giraffe.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:25 PM
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She's pregnant! :hmph:
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:42 PM
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No doubt the baby giraffe will be born in Kenya and quickly teleported to Hawaii to further some grand Muslin conspiracy.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:45 PM
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Oh, I remembered something.

Last night on the TV, probably on some Lorder or something, there was this guy said, "Part of my charm," except I misheard it at first and thought he said, "Pardon my charm."

And I think that would be the most awesomely slick thing to say if you were suave and had the right kind of eyebrows. So in case anyone here is like that, you're allowed to use this line that I subconsciously invented!

If you get laid from it or anything, you should probably send me a nice Thank You card.
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But sending any babies born as a result of this will be frowned upon.
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:34 PM
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Oh, I remembered something.

Last night on the TV, probably on some Lorder or something, there was this guy said, "Part of my charm," except I misheard it at first and thought he said, "Pardon my charm."

And I think that would be the most awesomely slick thing to say if you were suave and had the right kind of eyebrows. So in case anyone here is like that, you're allowed to use this line that I subconsciously invented!

If you get laid from it or anything, you should probably send me a nice Thank You card.
Alexander Mundy can say that to me any day.
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I made the cut! :wriggle:

OneMillionGiraffes.com - I can haz giraffe?
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It's not me, but I kind of wish it was.
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Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime. It's titled "Lazy Sunday."
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If Maturin posts anything about me calling him at work and then sneezing really loud right when he said hello, he is a filty liar.

I would never do that because I am a lady.
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Mr. Monde has a new wallpaper. Lazy Sunday is teh awesome. Too bad it's been sold.
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As a Patron of the Arts, I wanted you to be the first to hear our exciting news - we have a new name! Effective immediately, the Performing Arts Center is now Texas Performing Arts at The University of Texas at Austin. We have chosen the name Texas Performing Arts because it's a better reflection of the work that we do as a university-based arts presenter.
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They should have gone for Texans Performing Texan Arts at The University of Texas at Austin, Texas.

But it still begs the question of why this is exciting.

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It's all because I gave them some money to let me watch Elvis Costello perform.
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