Millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he’s grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.
Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding!
This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay Russian dinosaur prostitute action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, facials, watersports and corrupt political figure love.
__________________ Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
The author clearly doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.
This is going to over work the dough and create a flakey rather than crumbly scone. First, use butter milk, not cream. That’s just going to come out too heavy. Second, this work, roll, fold, repeat method is going to create a very processed texture and is the sort of shit that was being done in Germany in the 1930s. Instead, mix in the raspberries before adding the buttermilk, then work the dough into two equally sized wheels which you slice into 6ths. It’ll allow the scones to stay nice and crumbly when you break them apart and leave tops and ends with a nice unfinished, rustic look. And even Joseph Goebbels knew to use an egg rather than a cream wash on top.
You snowflakes need to stay out of the kitchen if you don’t want to melt!