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07-16-2022, 05:53 AM
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I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
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ETA: Thrad for bench slaps, slick lolyer moves, and yes, even stories of the few remaining cops who serve and protect something other than capital.
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07-17-2022, 09:13 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
I find it hard to believe we don't already have enough lolyer thrads here.
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07-18-2022, 12:02 AM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
I wanted the title. Fite me.
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07-18-2022, 10:06 AM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Entirely respectable.
If somewhat old-fashioned.
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07-19-2022, 11:49 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Here's a dumbfuck lolyer who actually "See you next Tuesday"ed in open court.
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07-20-2022, 12:12 AM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
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Originally Posted by JoeP
Entirely respectable.
If somewhat old-fashioned.
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And I think Matlock is quite happy to not see Giuliani's name in a thrad title.
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07-20-2022, 10:51 AM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
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Entirely respectable.
If somewhat old-fashioned.
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And I think Matlock is quite happy to not see Giuliani's name in a thrad title.
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Also respectable.
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07-20-2022, 04:56 PM
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Take back the weird
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Wrong thrad.
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07-20-2022, 05:50 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Our firm is involved in litigation with a lolyer who's as stupid, dishonest and egomaniacal as anyone who ever lived. His house is currently in foreclosure, and our firm is involved as a creditor with a judgment lien on the house. Shortly before ours and several other judgment liens got recorded, a deed of trust (mortgage) showed up in the chain of title securing a $450,000 debt to some private person. The deed of trust was supposedly signed in 2016 but not recorded until 2020.
During a hearing back in June, a judge who had the benefit of being able to say whatever he jolly well pleases because he was retiring in a few weeks called the lawyer in question a liar in open court and told him to shut up when he tried to respond. The judge also ordered him to sit for a discovery deposition, something he'd been dodging for a long time.
During the deposition lolyer testified that the mortgagee is his sister. The debt came about in 2015-16 when the sister sold the family homestead in Nigeria for $600K US. Lolyer went to Nigeria, where he received $450K in cash. In a bag. At some unidentified hotel. No documents, not receipts, no witnesses, no nothing. Lolyer said he took the money and bought $450K worth of trucks, all of which have since been sold for scrap.
Lolyer refused to provide any contact information for his sister, and won't allow her to be deposed.
Of course, what really happened is he knew the judgment liens were coming and made up and recorded up a fake mortgage to get a place in line at the trough ahead of those dastardly judgment creditors. If the house sells for a ton of money at the foreclosure sale, and it might, he'll collect the $450 (with interest) from the sale proceeds as his sister's "attorney" and just pocket the money, along with the funds he'd get right off the top as a result of our state's rather beefy homestead exemption.
Our attorney regulation authorities are after lolyer in a big way based on shenanigans he pulled in other cases in which our firm was much more heavily involved. Those shenanigans included - naturally - document fraud.
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07-22-2022, 08:18 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Yes, hello?
I'd like more lolyer stories, please.
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08-03-2022, 06:32 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
I refuse to follow the Alex Jones case closely, but it seems to be a major boon to the litigation disaster tourism industry.
Jones's lawyers are true lolyers, apparently. Here is a line of questioning that drew an objection from plaintiff's counsel. It's not often - or ever, IME - that you can prompt a judge to say, "There's a million things you could object to, and they're all sustained."
Today Jones found out while on the witness stand that his lolyers accidentally sent the entire contents of his phone to plaintiffs' counsel a couple of weeks back.
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08-03-2022, 07:07 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Today Jones found out while on the witness stand that his lolyers accidentally sent the entire contents of his phone to plaintiffs' counsel a couple of weeks back.
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:15 seconds laughing, deep breath, 15 more chuckling, sip of covfefe, shake of head, rub face:
That should be a smilie.
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08-03-2022, 07:35 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
While looking up the case I was surprised to discover Jones’ is only 48, looking like he’s been hit a few times by the Brietbart Heart attack gun.
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08-04-2022, 08:40 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Now I’m no fancy big city Lolyer and neither are they! Jones’ council would like to ask for a mistrail on account of oopsies and wanting a do over. It’s 20 minutes long but it gets going fast.
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08-05-2022, 04:06 AM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Alleged lawyer gives analysis of this Big Bang event of LoLyerism.
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08-05-2022, 04:19 AM
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08-05-2022, 12:24 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
My favorite part was when the judge was all "were you serious about requesting a mistrial? I mean it's like the 14th time."
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08-05-2022, 03:51 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
He's already been grifting. These penalties won't cost him a dime.
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08-05-2022, 10:51 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1555672491116204033
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JJ MacNab
@jjmacnab
Combined with the compensatory damages, $49,300,000.
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08-05-2022, 11:14 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
I'm reading that the cap on recovery of exemplary damages in Texas is [2x economic damages] + [noneconomic damages, not to exceed $750,000]. Hopefully there's a vehicle for busting the cap that applies to this case.
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"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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08-05-2022, 11:23 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
I dunno. I am not a lolyer but I've seen them on TV.
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08-05-2022, 11:34 PM
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Man in Black
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Twitter thrad here:
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/...72426482114563
In other news, Roger Stone is appealing for donations to help poor Alex.
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08-06-2022, 05:15 AM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Someone posted this to a real estate law discussion group today:
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I found this provision in a Lease I was reviewing. I wonder if it is there to see if anyone is reading the Lease on behalf of the Tenant.
45. END OF THE WORLD. The occurrence of the end of the world prior to the complete performance by Tenant of the terms, covenants and conditions of this Lease, including full payment of Minimum Rent, Additional Rent, and any other amounts which remain outstanding at the time of said occurrence, shall permit Landlord to accelerate and demand payment for all charges which remain as an obligation of Tenant under this Lease, and Landlord's collection of monies due from Tenant may be pursued by any immediately available procedure. For all purposes hereunder or until Landlord provides notice to the contrary, such notice to be given to Tenant by the then prevailing medium of communication. Landlord shall be deemed aligned with the Forces of Light and Tenant shall be deemed allied with the Powers of Darkness notwithstanding either party's final ordered placement.
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08-06-2022, 10:18 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
Looks like the lawyer has already figured out a possible way around the cap?
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08-18-2022, 08:07 PM
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Re: I Fought the LOL and the LOL Won
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