Something along the lines of "Hello. My ditzy 14-year-old girlbrain and gargantuan titties seemed to have caused me to forget who you are. Do we know each other?" would reel in cryptobros and lookin'-for-love incel lolberts, two groups with more than a little overlap.
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"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
I subscribe to the “no hello” rule, if you get a new text from me, if I write hello, I’ll follow it up with what I want in the same text. On the other side of the conversation, I’ll wait until you actually send me something to respond to.
I get these, "What are you doing?", or "Are you home?" "Did you get my message?"
I just ignore them, unless I'm bored. Then I fuck with 'em for a while.
Ask if she can front me some bail money. Or, try and sell them some counterfeit M&M's.
I've copied some Trumper solicitations that were sent to me, and will forward them to these guys, sometimes.
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