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03-16-2018, 10:53 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Naturally you should never accept responsibility. Insurance companies always have exclusions for Acts of God.
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03-16-2018, 11:21 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
Heaven help you when a guy named Jesus pulls out, then.
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03-17-2018, 03:55 AM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
That's why I got a camera. Jesus versus video.
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04-01-2018, 03:11 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
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04-01-2018, 06:47 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
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04-01-2018, 10:08 AM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I want to know more about the monkey incident.
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04-01-2018, 12:21 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherMan
I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
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I've had grocery cashiers ask how I got all that in the cart.
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
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04-01-2018, 03:39 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
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04-06-2018, 09:56 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherMan
I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
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I want to use one of those little carts with a flag on it that says "shopper in training" but apparently they consider me an adult.
Whereas, my wife considers it highly appropriate given how infrequently I buy groceries and my (im)maturity level
I may use one to pick up booze next time I'm in the grocery store.
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04-09-2018, 04:45 PM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
That sounds more like a first world solution.
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04-09-2018, 08:26 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
Jetlagged from my fabulous trip to the UK.
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04-10-2018, 07:56 AM
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Quality Contributor
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Luxembourg
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Limi!!
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04-12-2018, 02:51 AM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
Stupid motherfucking mini golf game. Fuck you, with your fucking “lose 2 lousy games in a row and get stopped in your tracks” bullshit.
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04-18-2018, 01:14 PM
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Dancing redshirt
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
I signed the contract for a new jerb and then promptly resigned from my old one, with 1 month notice. Now my old one is panicking and offering pretty much their firstborns for me to stay, but as the security clearance for the new place took 5 weeks instead of 2, they are also getting desperate for someone to step in, and I have a contract with them now. So two companies are both saying they will be in deep doodoo without me. I am damned and guilt-ridden no matter what I do.
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04-18-2018, 01:27 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I believe you will find ways to balance out some* of the guilt you feel regarding your current team. For example, everything to do with your current employer apart from some of the actual people.
* Not all. We know you.
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04-18-2018, 08:22 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
Your current company should have already given you some newborns to keep you happy and not looking.
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04-21-2018, 01:08 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
It's bird o'clock.
CHIRPCHIRPCHIRPCHIRP
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04-26-2018, 07:26 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
One of my dogs is afraid of dinging. The sound you get when you hit a bell like this one.
So there is some ad on TV that has this sound embedded in their commercial throughout. Every time it comes on a dog ends up crawling all over me.
I don't know what Pavlov did to my dog, but I think I need to buy a bell and do some positive reinforcement training.
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04-26-2018, 09:33 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
Y’know, just because I wanted an ale* with lunch doesn’t mean I want to hear screaming sports fans. Fucking announcer sounds like he’s having a stroke.
Shit, he still sounds that way several minutes later. Somebody probably better check. Maybe I should call the TV station.
Real ETA: * Okay, two.
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05-01-2018, 04:49 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Last night I could not sleep. Not just a little could not sleep, but never closed my eyes once all night could not sleep.
I've been up since 6:30 am yesterday and still have 7 more hours before I'm home to crash, but I have something to do so it will be closer to 9 hours.
On top of it, the clock on my computer is slowing to a crawl. I could make it speed back up if I just closed my eyes for just a second. Stupid cube farm.
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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05-12-2018, 05:50 PM
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Dancing redshirt
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
I have just ragequit my subscription tv provider service company thingy. At this point, all I had really been getting for my several tenners a month was a history channel that was part of a larger parcel I mostly didn't care about. Today I realized they had "helpfully" changed the subscribed channel in question to its HD version, and that version is not available out in the sticks where I live as we are on antenna channels like it's the 50's or something, it is only visible in cable households. I have had this issue with them before when they tried to sell me channels only fancy cable people have access to, so they should know I DON'T HAVE CABLE!
So all I have now is a scrambled message on the channel I want, a bunch of visible pay channels I never watch and the free-for all channels everybody gets anyway, so even super-patient doormat me has had my fill.
There was no comments box in the resignation form online, but I clicked my mouse on the radio buttons on the page quite aggressively, so that'll teach them.
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05-17-2018, 09:14 PM
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here to bore you with pictures
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Re: First World Problems
I was unable to find a suitable Poltergeist GIF on Giphy for use on my work chat.
Why is there no "This house is clean" GIF?
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06-07-2018, 02:17 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
ugh. My phone didn't charge overnight even though it was plugged the fuck in... and I couldn't play pokemon go on my way to work
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06-07-2018, 02:43 PM
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Quality Contributor
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Luxembourg
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
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06-14-2018, 12:34 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
Bird o'clock keeps getting earlier.
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