01-12-2013, 05:09 AM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Yes, more weapons means clear intent. That's why she was always packing. Really, what a horror for the kids. Something very similar happened to neighbors when I was a kid living in the country. Also, the husband/shooter always seems to be a prison guard or in security, why isn't that a warning sign?
01-12-2013, 02:53 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
I don't understand - they were both armed? Level playing field, right? So how come the bad guy shot the good gal? Should she have had two guns?
01-12-2013, 11:08 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
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01-13-2013, 12:40 AM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Tennessee Dept of Safety and Homeland Security official suspends Tactical Response CEO James Yeager's state handgun carry permit after his video rant about "killing people" in defense of 2nd Amendment rights,
calling him a material risk to the public . Yeager can appeal.
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01-14-2013, 09:45 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Concealed carry permit holder accidentally
shoots his wife in the knee while dining at a Kansas City area steakhouse.
In his pocket, and she was treated and released, hmmm...
...must have been a .22 or .25. If he had been packing heat like a real man, he would have blown her knee plumb off, and his too.
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01-17-2013, 09:38 PM
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01-17-2013, 10:35 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
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01-18-2013, 05:18 AM
Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
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01-25-2013, 09:40 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
A St. Paul man threatened his daughter with a recently purchased* AK-47 rifle
because her school grades had two 'B's and not all-'A's . He said it wasn't loaded. Bail has been set at $20,000. The daughter has been placed in a shelter.
*recently purchased out of fear the assault rifles would be banned
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01-25-2013, 09:53 PM
I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Handguns hate Penisesis
Anti-Penis weapons The unnamed 33-year-old victim is a security guard who had been carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, hitting his penis!
(That's not all!)
•A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lowe's Home Improvement store in Washington.
•Another man shot his penis in a supermarket parking lot in Arizona.
•Another man shot himself in his penis and testicles while "cleaning his gun" at a party in Florida.
•Another man shot himself in the genitals in Oklahoma.
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01-25-2013, 09:55 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
It's the competition innit? Who needs a penis when you got a gun.
01-25-2013, 10:06 PM
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01-25-2013, 11:29 PM
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01-26-2013, 02:09 AM
I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Self defense, I bet that dick drew first!
01-26-2013, 02:43 AM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
So, what I'm seeing here is that now even our, ahem, weapons need to be armed.
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01-26-2013, 06:30 AM
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Your penis is a gun.
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01-26-2013, 12:57 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
A warm gun, yeah.
01-26-2013, 01:13 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Like in the Beatles song.
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01-26-2013, 09:24 PM
A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Qingdai
Your penis is a gun.
Not quite.
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01-27-2013, 03:35 AM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Think of it as natural selection in action.
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01-27-2013, 05:36 PM
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01-27-2013, 09:10 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
liv! we need :zardoz:
01-28-2013, 08:19 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
At a shooting range in Florida, a woman shot her fiancee in the leg when a
hot spent cartridge shell went down her blouse , causing her to flinch and bend over. He will survive, but their marriage, what are the odds?
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01-28-2013, 08:35 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Quote:
Originally Posted by
fragment
liv! we need :zardoz:
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01-28-2013, 11:35 PM
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Florida man shoots himself in the head while demonstrating
gun safety
The moron way.
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