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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. ... The origin of myths is explained in this way.
Someone needs to get busy on a song parody titled Rapin' Rudy, sung to the tune of Rockin' Robin.
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"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
For anyone who might be interested, Cohen is terrific as Abbie Hoffman in that Netflix movie about the Chicago 7 trial.
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"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
Has anybody watched Borat 2? Let me tell you, it's clear what Rudy was reaching for in his pants. It's not ambiguous. He even makes some creepy pervert noises. I wonder how many times he's said "I was just tucking in my shirt!". Then when he got busted he went straight and called the cops. What kind of bubble do these dipshits live in?
Those shoes look really wide. Could it be a health thing? Like the gout or something that makes wearing regular shoes difficult? Or are his feet just that wide?
You just can't write stuff this hilarious and it always seems to involve Guiliani
In case you somehow missed this one, it seems like Trump announced that his lawyers would be giving a presser at the Four Seasons (tweet deleted) in Philly. Either someone forgot to book it, or the Four Seasons said "no thanks", but one way or another it wasn't going to be at the Four Seasons hotel. So they searched Philly and found Four Seasons Total Landscaping and actually thought that would work somehow It's just a pure bonus that it's next to a porn shop and across from a crematorium
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The Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle is why we can't have parody anymore. These people simply cannot be outclowned.
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium. pic.twitter.com/P45HV1daD9
The best part of Trump holding his press conference at “Four Seasons Total Landscaping“, a place between a sex shop and a crematorium, is it’ll be real easy for him to go fuck himself and die
Anyway, my preferred theory is staffer X had not actually got the message to make the booking before Trump made his first tweet. And of course Trump staffers don't say no to the boss, so "yeah sure we've booked the Four Seasons". Get on the phone to Four Seasons Hotel. Hotel: "sorry that's against our No Nazis policy" or at least "sorry, we're booked out, we could fit you in next week? how about next week?" And somebody decided "any Four Seasons" would be a better compromise than "any luxury hotel".
Re: Rudy Giuliani Appreciation Thread
It's just a pure bonus that it's next to a porn shop and across from a crematorium 
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