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Old 10-25-2024, 05:29 PM
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Music Attention Americans! Looking for an even better reason to vote for Trump?

SPOOKED! Witches complain they cannot cast harmful spells on Trump * WorldNetDaily * by Bob Unruh

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But now some speculation by witches, who have made their presence known on social media sites, is spurring that conversation.

They, in fact, are complaining about "some kind of protection" around Trump, making it so they cannot cast spells on him.

Trump himself has acknowledged that circumstance, especially concerning his escape from an assassin's bullet weeks ago. The bullet nicked his ear, causing it to bleed. But he explains that had he not turned his head at that very instant to look at a poster on stage at his rally, he likely would have died.

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Best possible of sources for the story -- witches' tweets. :yup:

The right wing Christian editorial slant is divine protection.
But it occurs to me the tweeting witches are just LARPers, not real witches.
Whereas Trump is the real deal in league with Satan.

Also I seem to recall Hitler dodged a few serious assassination attempts. :P

VOTE FOR TRUMP FOR REAL HITLER JUJU! :cool:

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I didn't know WorldNutDaily was still around! Makes me all misty-eyed and nostalgic for they heyday of Obama birferism.
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Early in the Trump presidency, someone posted in a Facebook group about some wiccan group planning to place a binding spell on Trump. I made a sarcastic remark about the effectiveness of that plan, and people got all mad at me.

Now I know I was the person who was correct on the internet.
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Now I know I was the person who was correct on the internet.
That was never really in doubt. :D
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